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You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..

There is a similar thread on MTF. I didn't find a similar thread on TF when I searched so I decided to create this thread.

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- When you remember Wozinacki whenever you see the word "Push".
- When you skip very important lessons just because you want to see your fave play aqainst unknown scrub in a 1st round of any tournement.
- Staying awake during the AO so you won't miss anything of it or reorganize your daily schedule before the AO.
- When you meet someone who isn't a really tennis fan but when he/she just mentions a name of a famous tennis player, then you immediately start talking with him/her about your fav players, their play style, how awesome your fav players are and how much you love tennis in general and he/she is like "WTF is wrong with this guy".
- When you praying very hard that your fav doesn't get crushed by Serena Williams whenever your fav plays her.
- When you refuse to go out with your friends because you want to watch a Radwanska/Wozniacki match.
- When your brother/sister (who likes another sport) say something negative about tennis while you are watching your fav player losing, you get mad as hell and start explaning to him/her why their fav sport is so shit compared to tennis.


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- You can't see the word 'Simon' without thinking of the French pronounciation (well, this applies in some parts of the world where Simon is pronounced like "Sye-mon" ).
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- When you refuse to go out with your friends because you want to watch a Radwanska/Wozniacki match.
I can safely this has never, nor will ever happen.
But yeah, pretty much everything else.

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(1)A lot is being made of the record Serena has vs Sharapova. It is being used as THE reason she will win again lol. Good thing we have players like Tomas Berdych (who had an even worse record vs Nadal) to remind us of the fallacy of this nonsense logic.
(2)You stans may as well sleep well tonight because tomorrow the a replay of Lucie's winning moment over and over again will haunt your dreams for weeks to come
(3)The stars have aligned perfectly for the upset of the 21st century. All the best Garbine
(4) There is no path to victory for Williams.Keys wins in straight easy sets.
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- When you skip a very important lessons just because you want to see your fave play aqainst unknown scrub in a 1st round of any tournament.
- When you refuse to go out with your friends because you want to watch a Radwanska/Wozniacki match.
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That's what happened to me too. The second one is true about almost every TF member I guess.


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- When you keep renewing your current TF page just to check if anything new has been posted. (Or actually it might already be an obsession when you log on to TF daily....)
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- When you watch almost EVERY video of your fav players on youtube.


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- When you keep renewing your current TF page just to check if anything new has been posted.
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- When you watch almost EVERY video of your fav players on youtube.
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..

- When you stay up until 6am in the morning during a rain delay waiting for play to be cancelled, dead tired but afraid that play could resume and you would miss it
- When upstairs neighbors get pissy about your middle of the night shouting and think you want to wind them up if you tell them it's because of a women's tennis match
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- When you stay up until 6am in the morning during a rain delay waiting for play to be cancelled, dead tired but afraid that play could resume and you would miss it
That's more like batshit insane tennis fan . I think I stayed up till 4am waiting to watch a Verdasc match once.
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When you use all your phone balance checking live scores.

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When you find yourself excited on a Thursday evening because ITF releases entry lists for the next tournaments.

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These are so funny (because they're all true )
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Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..

*When your cover photo and profile photo on Facebook are both tennis related.
*When virtually all of your holidays/trips involve travelling to tennis tournaments.
*You're jealous a parent shares the same birthday as your favourite tennis player.
*You find yourself checking tennis scores at parties and on nights out regardless of how strange and anti-social it might seem.

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When you find yourself excited on a Thursday evening because ITF releases entry lists for the next tournaments.
This, too. I've actually been half-looking forward to next week for quite a while for the Barnstaple entry-lists.

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