Worshipping the bangs
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
Re: You know you are an obsessed tennis fan when you..
When you hear these names, and this is what comes to mind...
Goddess Venus = Williams
Queen Victoria = Azarenka
The Virgin = Dementieva
Martha = Maria Sharapova
Sweet Caroline = Wozniaki
Maid Marion = Bartoli
Medusa = Kim
And you know who Lordrena, The Empress, Jo-La, Kookie, Kiri, Anotoxfa, Petraphile, NaNa, Boom Boom, VIP, Chipmunk, Agatha, Robby and Slutson are without having to stop and think for a second.
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika Lucie Cornelia
V Squad, The LOB Elite: Vika, Venus and the Mad Viking of Norrland
Jo-La Duchess of Norrland and Bastad
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs