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So many of this thread applies to me And especially because I live in australia, watching tennis meaning being up at all times of the ngiht during the season.

Another one would be whether I'm at home or at work at times just grabbing anything that could be like a tennis racket handle and practising some kind of groundstroke/shot. Pretty much everyone know I'm obsessed with tennis by this.

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• When your racquet falls on the floor next to your bed, and you pick it up and notice that you are absently cradling it in your arms while using the computer.

The groundstrokes thing is ridiculous how accurate it is.

Or when your free time consists of rewatching recorded 1rs of -s'Hertogenbosch.
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*When you have multiple devices streaming all the courts with live coverage at the AO, because it is the beginning of the year, and you have been tennis-deprived for a few weeks
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When you name your car after your favorite tennis player.

i look so fine, i look so sexy even with my face smashed up on the plexi

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When you name your car after your favorite tennis player.
Klara is a cute car name (She's your fav right..)

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Klara is a cute car name (She's your fav right..)
yeah. But my car's name is Kookie Monster.

i look so fine, i look so sexy even with my face smashed up on the plexi

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- When you wake up at 4am just to follow livescores

- When you can say 'C'mon/Go' in more than 5 different languages...Allez, Vamos, Davai, Pame, Pojd, Idemo, Ajde

- When you can correctly spell....Amanmuradova, Krasnoroutskaya, Arruabarrena-Vecino, Randriantefy, Buyukakcay, Pavlyuchenkova, Karatantcheva, Abduraimova and various other exotic names
Funny, so true.
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When you're talking/thinking about other athletes in other sports and you inadvertently want to insert your Tennis fave's name instead.
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When you talk to friends or family members (who are tennis fans--even) about the intricacies of players games--in or out of the Top 10, and you notice they have no idea what you're talking about, but you expect them to.
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yeah. But my car's name is Kookie Monster.
That's even cuter

Carol. Empress. Vika. P3tra. Garbine. Dasha. Casey. Marion.
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- When you think that the off-season is the worst part of every year.


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yeah. But my car's name is Kookie Monster.

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When you hear these names, and this is what comes to mind...

Goddess Venus = Williams
Queen Victoria = Azarenka
The Virgin = Dementieva
Martha = Maria Sharapova
Sweet Caroline = Wozniaki
Maid Marion = Bartoli
Medusa = Kim

And you know who Lordrena, The Empress, Jo-La, Kookie, Kiri, Anotoxfa, Petraphile, NaNa, Boom Boom, VIP, Chipmunk, Agatha, Robby and Slutson are without having to stop and think for a second.

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When you hear these names, and this is what comes to mind...

Goddess Venus = Williams
Queen Victoria = Azarenka
The Virgin = Dementieva
Martha = Maria Sharapova
Sweet Caroline = Wozniaki
Maid Marion = Bartoli
Medusa = Kim

And you know who Lordrena, The Empress, Jo-La, Kookie, Kiri, Anotoxfa, Petraphile, NaNa, Boom Boom, VIP, Chipmunk, Agatha, Robby and Slutson are without having to stop and think for a second.
In this case you are obsessed with Tennis Forum rather than with tennis

Who is Boom Boom ?

Maria Kirilenko
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