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DANI:
But Mohawk Laminate is so easy to install! And so durable!

PETRA:
God, are we ever going to hear the end of these Mohawk jokes?

VIKA:
Yeah, about the same time as you stop banging 12-year-olds. In other words, never.

God, I need to get out of here. I wish I had a big, throbbing…

LENA:
I’m getting the vapors…

VIKA:
…bike between my legs.
NOOOOOOOOO

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Wacky but I like it. Keep it up.
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Domi

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Poor domi she shrunk, caro the hero!

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I have a picture of Caro getting the club out that cracks me as much as Li and Ana on the pedobus

may your choices reflect your hopes not your fears.

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What if sth like that happens:

Sabs getting to meet the Lord because of being told to ** over and die with an unknown fan aka. Mike attemptig to aid her.
Caro having her legs split in half while trying to still improve her 1st serve parting the feet even more.
Rena scared to death by a combo Justine's Allez-Eva's Hindrance monster.
Vika dying because of Snickers obesity.


God, such unfortunate ways to meet one's end
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AS THEY RUSH OUT, TAYLOR STARTS TO FLOAT AWAY, LIKE A BALLOON! THE GIRLS GRAB AT HER, BUT SHE IS RISING TOO FAST!

JO-LA:
She’s flying.

CARO:
Higher than that Austrian dude.
ANA:
Higher than Flavia.

(PAUSE).
Okay. Maybe not that high.

PETRA POINTS.
Look! A petting zoo!

MASHA:
We can see no way that this can possibly end well.

LENA:
Think of the children!

PETRA:
I am!

SHE RUNS TOWARD THE PETTING ZOO AS FAST AS SHE CAN.

JJ: (MONOTONE, FILING HER NAILS):
No. Don’t go. It’s a trap.

PETRA RUNS INTO THE PETTING ZOO, THE OTHER WOMEN IN HOT PURSUIT.

PETRA:
Where are the baby animals? Where are the young boys?

ANDY:
Please, Petra…wait, what’s going on??

SUDDENLY, FROM A NETWORK OF BURROWS AND TREES, AN ARMY OF NINJA CHIPMUNKS ISSUES FORTH! THEY SWARM OVER ANDY, AND CHATTERING MENACINGLY, FORCE THE OTHER WOMEN TO BACK OFF. WITHIN SECOND, POOR ANDY IS BOUND WITH VINES AND HAULED DOWN A GIANT CHIPMUNK BURROW!

VEE:
It’s so sad…yet so appropriate.

PETRA:
LOOK! What cute little boys!

PETRA POINTS AT THREE BROTHERS WHO ARE PETTING A BABY WOLF.

LENA:
No, Petra, no! Think what sort of children would have a pet wolf!

BUT IT’S TOO LATE! PETRA RUSHES TOWARD THE BOYS!

THE BOYS SMILE WITH DELIGHT!

VIKA:
The kids look familiar. They remind of someone.

THE BOYS REVEAL THEIR FANGS AND LEAP ON PETRA.

ZHENG:
Oh noes! They are the Sons of Myskina! Run for your lives!

THE WOMEN FLEE, LEAVING THE BOYS TO FEAST ON THE SCREAMING PETRA!

CUT TO THE HEADQUARTERS OF MUUD.

ALL THE MEMBERS ARE LAUGHING.

ORACENE:
No, Piotr, tell again how you convinced your daughter to wear that ridiculous Kremlin Cup dress in public!

SUDDENLY MOMMY VERA SITS BOLT UPRIGHT IN HER ROCKING CHAIR AND PRESSES A HAND TO HER TEMPLE.

MOMMY VERA:
Oh dear…yes, a message.

SNEKI:
You mean “The Whining?”

MOMMY VERA:
Yes. That sense that somewhere, our idiot daughters have gotten themselves into grave danger!

PIOTR:
Quickly! To the MUUDmobile!

THE GRANDMARENKA WAVES HER CANE.
Stop! Think about what you are doing!

Just rushing off to face death!
Without even considering that gas is $3.59 a gallon and the MUUDmobile is a 1957 ZIL that gets about 10 mpg?

SNEKI:
Good point. I’ll check the Greyhound schedule.

THE GRANDMARENKA:
Yes. And don’t forget I have a seniors discount.

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK OF DEATH…

THE WOMEN HAVE COME ACROSS A MERRY-GO-ROUND.

SABS:
No…no…please tell me that we don’t have to ride the merry-go-round.

JO-LA:
Don’t be such a ‘fraidy cat!

JJ:
Seriously, are you that stupid?

BUT IT’S TOO LATE! JO-LA IS ON THE FIRST HORSE. EVEN NOW, A STRANGE MIST FLOATS OUT OF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND. ZHENG, ANGIE, SABS, CARO AND ANA MOVE TOWARD IT AND CLIMB ABOARD. SUDDENLY, IRON BANDS SNAP AROUND THEIR WAISTS, LOCKING THEM IN PLACE. SLOWLY, THE MERRY GO ROUND STARTS TO SPIN. AS IT TURNS, THE WOMEN GASP, FOR RIDING ON THE BROWN HORSE IS A NAKE NASTYA MYSKINA!

NASTYA:
How do you like my fucking merry-go-round?

Of course, it’s perfectly safe.


THE MERRY GO ROUND GOES FASTER AND FASTER.

NASTYA:
Except for the fact that it isn’t.

MASHA:
My God. Can she go two sentences without contradicting herself.

NASTYA:
Of course I fucking can!

It’s just that I can’t help but contradict myself all the fucking time. But that’s not important now!

What is important are the steel spikes!

STEEL SPIKES START TO EMERGE FROM THE HORSES, AND THE MERRY-GO-ROUND STARTS TO START AND STOP SO VIOLENTLY THAT THE WOMEN ARE THROWN AT THE SHARP TIPS…UNTIL

THE SURVIVORS FLEE IN TERROR.

TO BE CONTINUED…

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Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
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LENA:
Think of the children!

PETRA:
I am!
It will never get old
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So good
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So Much death I have no idea who is still alive,

the petra and young boy slayed me

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Poor domi she shrunk, caro the hero!
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I laughed at JJ filing her nails.

*Hantuchova*Cibulkova*Radwanska*Pennetta*Giorgi*

*Stephens*Hampton*Riske*Dulgheru*

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LENA:
Think of the children!

PETRA:
I am!
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NASTYA:
How do you like my fucking merry-go-round?


i am so done

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petra

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