Worshipping the bangs
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
No. Every ride kills whoever uses it.
Don’t be ridiculous. These rides are crafted from the finest materials.
By us. We’re tennis players. We know about as much about building carnival rides as Lena does about orgies.
But Mohawk Laminate is so easy to install! And so durable!
God, are we ever going to hear the end of these Mohawk jokes?
Yeah, about the same time as you stop banging 12-year-olds. In other words, never.
God, I need to get out of here. I wish I had a big, throbbing…
I’m getting the vapors…
…bike between my legs.
Nothing goes between my legs. I’m a good girl.
You know, every time my husband yells at me about the credit card bills I show him your picture and he shuts right up.
No shade. It’s true. See?
LI OPENS HER WALLET AND SHOWS A PICTURE OF LENA D. LOOKING CONFUSED.
It’s cold. And it’s starting to rain.
But where can we go where it’s warm, dry, safe and there is cake? Or pie. I would settle for pie.
The hall of mirrors! If anything bad happens, I think I can handle it.
SHE PULLS OUT A 9-IRON.
So that’s why you date him.
ALL LAUGH, EXCEPT LENA.
I don’t get it.
We know you don’t get it. We know Max doesn’t get it either.
ALL LAUGH SOME MORE.
What? What don’t I get?
BY NOW THE WOMEN HAVE ENTERED THE HALL OF MIRRORS.
Hey, look, these are the trick mirrors! Look how short I am!
And look how much slightly larger than average I am!
Look how tall I am! I want to try the short mirror now!
SHE SHOVES SABS OUT OF THE WAY
Look! I’m so teeny! Ha ha ha! No! No! Wait! I really am shrinking! I’m shrinking! I’m…
Oh noes! I’m growing! Swelling up like a balloon!
If she pops and ruins our dress, there will be hell to pay.
BUT CARO LEAPS INTO ACTION, AND SMASHES THE MIRRORS. THEY RUN FROM THE HOUSE, THOUGH TAYLOR BARELY FITS THROUGH THE DOOR. SHE IS NOW ACTUALLY FAT!
TO BE CONTINUED…
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
"I read on the internet that there is something chipmunky about me :-)"--Andrea H.[/SIZE]
Jo-La Queen of Norrland and Bastad
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs