Worshipping the bangs
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII
Well, that was a horrible, yet utterly predictable experience.
Laura and Genie. My God, I don’t know why they even get paid to work here.
I nearly died.
We still need an escape plan.
And I have a brilliant one. See the log flume ride?
In Sweden, we have many forests and log flumes. I used to have a summer job writing the directions for IKEA furniture.
Did you write the English or Swedish instructions?
I tried to put one of those damn shelves together. The Chinese directions made no sense! It was like they were written by someone who couldn’t even speak Chinese!
I know! The only thing worse than my Chinese is my backhand!
Do you want to hear my plan or not?
It’s not like we have a choice.
I will add wings of sturdy, versatile, Mohawk laminate to the log flume car. When it roars down the ramp, it will sail up into the sky, over the walls of the amusement park and straight to freedom!
That sounds very risky.
Yes. That’s why you must take the first trip.
SEVERAL HOURS PASS AS DANI PREPARES THE WINGED LOG FLUME CAR. AT LAST IT IS READ AND DOMI CLIMBS IN.
I can’t see.
What? Is this a joke about my weight?
No, I can’t see over the top of the ride. How will I know if I’m even headed toward the wall?
This is very dangerous…
Someone could be killed…
Who should be pick to risk their life…
I nominate Wicki!
No! I hate all of you! Why would I…
BUT THEY HAVE ALL JUMPED WICKI AND BUNDLED HER INTO THE LOG FLUME RIDE.
THE WINGED LOG BEGINS ITS DESCENT, WIKI SCREAMING.
You know, I’m not sure I made the wings big enough for someone Wicki’s size…
SURE ENOUGH, THE LOG DOESN’T TAKE OFF, IT CRASHES INTO THE WATER, SENDING A HUGE SPRAY ALL OVER THE UNFORTUNATE WICKI!
You cursed brats! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a bunch of good little girsl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!
I am so totally not surprised at that.
We really should have seen it coming.
MEANWHILE, AGA AND ULA ARE JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH EXCITEMENT.
Look! A photo booth!
Yes! You know that means! Naked photos!
No! No naked anything!
BUT IT’S TOO LATE! THE RADWANSKAS RUN TOWARD THE BOOTH, STRIPPING OFF THEIR CLOTHES. THEY CROWD INTO THE PHOTO BOOTH…WHICH EXPLODES INTO A MILLION PIECES.
Well, at least they didn’t get completely naked. That’s a sin.
Am I the only noticing a disturbing trend here?
TO BE CONTINUED…
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
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Jo-La Queen of Norrland and Bastad
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs