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VEE:
I’m sure that going on any of the rides at this amusement park is a horrible idea. The best thing we can do is leave.

ANA:
But where is the entrance? Even though my sense of direction is much better than it was in 2008, I am completely lost!

JO-LA:
I’m lost too! But then again, I’m lost a lot of the time. I can’t even fill out my schedule.

MARION:
I want funnel cake. And Belgian waffles. And fried Mars bars.

WICKI:
I’ll give you a Belgian waffle, right up your…

CARO:
Please, this is no time to fight.

Maybe those two fair workers can give us directions.

SHE POINTS TO A PAIR OF VAGUELY FAMILIAR LOOKING FAIR WORKERS.

DANI:
Hold this piece of laminate like so.

DOMI:
Bitch, you know I can’t reach that high.

DANI:
Well, where’s your footstool?

DOMI:
I’M ON THE FOOTSTOOL!

PETRA:
Rats. It’s Domi. I was hoping it was a young . . .

AGA:
Geez. It’s enough to make me miss Flavia. Where is she anyway?

ANGIE:
She’s still with Blondebangs. They’re on a round-the-world cruise together. Apparently they’re going to have sex in every port…

LENA:
I’m going to faint.

LI:
Please, enough. Can you tell us how to get out of here?

DANI:
I’m sorry, but our work order is only for this roller coaster. The exits are not, tragically, made of Mohawk Laminate. So I don’t know where they are.

Anyway, none of the rides here are safe. Notice the lack of sturdy, stain-resistant Mohawk Laminate. It’s enough to make one weep.

SABS BURSTS INTO TEARS.

DANI:
Well, I was speaking metaphorically…

ANGIE:
She does that all the time. She like a German Lena D. Only not quite as clueless.

LENA:
What? Mr. Green, with the Revolver, in the Conservatory!

TAYLOR:
Hey, look over there!

JJ:
What? I can’t see around you.

TAYLOR:
Oh. Sorry, Here, let me move a couple of inches to the side here.

JJ:
Oh. A karoke booth where you can video yourself.

SAM:
That looks like fun! Let’s go!

THE WOMEN HEAD TOWARD THE RUNDOWN, TATTERED LOOKING BOOTH. A CAMERA IS SET UP, ALONG WITH A TV SCREEN AND CD PLAYER.

LI:
I’ll just swipe my husband’s credit card…

GEARS WHIR, LIGHTS COME UP, MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY.
SUDDENLY, FIGURES THAT APPEAR TO BE LAURA AND GENIE ENTER IN WILD GETUPS.

QUEEN MASHA:
Oh no. Not the dreaded Gangnam ghosts!

ZHENG:
And people wonder why I listen to classical music.

LAURA AND GENIE:
Gangnam style!

THEY BEGIN TO DANCE SPASTICALLY.

SAM:
Ah, come girls. That looks like fun!

SAM JUMPS UP ON STAGE AND STARTS TO DANCE WITH THE TWO GHOSTLY FIGURES.

LAURA AND GENIE’S FACES CONTORT INTO HIDEOUS MASKS OF RAGE.

LAURA AND GENIE:
And now, Gangland Style!

THEY PULL OUT AK-47s AND RIDDLE POOR SAM WITH 7.6 MM ROUNDS. THE OTHER WOMEN RUN SCREAMING IN TERROR…

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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII

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MARION:
I want funnel cake. And Belgian waffles. And fried Mars bars.

WICKI:
I’ll give you a Belgian waffle, right up your…


and
Quote:
DANI:
Hold this piece of laminate like so.

DOMI:
Bitch, you know I can’t reach that high.

DANI:
Well, where’s your footstool?

DOMI:
I’M ON THE FOOTSTOOL!



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TAYLOR:
Hey, look over there!

JJ:
What? I can’t see around you.

TAYLOR:
Oh. Sorry, Here, let me move a couple of inches to the side here.
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DOMI:
Bitch, you know I can’t reach that high.

DANI:
Well, where’s your footstool?

DOMI:
I’M ON THE FOOTSTOOL!
This



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THEY BEGIN TO DANCE SPASTICALLY.

SAM:
Ah, come girls. That looks like fun!

SAM JUMPS UP ON STAGE AND STARTS TO DANCE WITH THE TWO GHOSTLY FIGURES.

LAURA AND GENIE’S FACES CONTORT INTO HIDEOUS MASKS OF RAGE.


LAURA AND GENIE:
And now, Gangland Style!

THEY PULL OUT AK-47s AND RIDDLE POOR SAM WITH 7.6 MM ROUNDS
. THE OTHER WOMEN RUN SCREAMING IN TERROR…
And This

Cool Ending! Thanks for a good read Miffedmax

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NaNa and Ludmila stole today's show, no doubt

And poor Sam

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bahahaha gangland style.

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Re: Halloween Confrontation VIII

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DANI:
Hold this piece of laminate like so.

DOMI:
Bitch, you know I can’t reach that high.

DANI:
Well, where’s your footstool?

DOMI:
I’M ON THE FOOTSTOOL!



LI:
I’ll just swipe my husband’s credit card…
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