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Great stuff - although I don't get the reference to Anne Kremer?
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Where are Sharazombies? Which is a herd of Maria's obsessed zombies, that is her fans...?
And roaring Serena with a chainsaw?
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For God's sake Max, I understand you let Andy live, but Dominika??!!

The belief that man is an irresolute creature pulled this way and that by two forces of equal strength, alternately winning and losing the battle for his soul; the conviction that human life is nothing more than an uncertain struggle between heaven and hell; the faith in two opposed entities, Satan and Christ - all this was bound to engender those internal discords in which the mind, excited by the incessant fighting, stimulated as it were by the constant promises and threats, ends up by giving in and prostitutes itself to whichever of the two combatants has been more obstinate in its pursuit. Life isn't black and white, it's gold.
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OLD MAN:
It’s simple, Ma’am. You pay me a dollar, and I guess your weight. If I’m off by more than 10 pounds either way, you win a prize.

MARION:
Please. I’m not going to get on a scale in front of these catty bitches. What about guessing my IQ?

MAN:
Now, missy, you best settle for me guessing your weight.

MARION:
No. Guess my IQ.

MAN:
All right. I’ll guess you’ll have to get hooked up to my IQ tester.

MARION:
Oui, go ahead.

THE MAN STRAPS THE COLLANDER TO MARION’S HEAD AND STEPS BACK.

MAN:
I’m guessing your IQ is about 70, give or take.

MARION (LAUGHING)
Please, you fool. My IQ is 179.

MAN (FLIPPING A SWITCH AND FRYING MARION TO A CRISP):
IQ of 179? Then how the hell did you fall for a trap this damn obvious?

HE LAUGHS AND LAUGHS, THEN FADES INTO A GHOSTLY MIST AS THE REMAINING WOMEN SCREAM…


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Brilliant few chapters as always but I daresay the mohawk laminate references have become a bit overkilled .
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Guest stars: Marta Domachowska and Aleksandra & Alicja Rososla


But I, being poor, have only my dreams
I have spread my dreams under your feet
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
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But I, being poor, have only my dreams
I have spread my dreams under your feet
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams
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A masterpiece....

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If only Marta could play as well as she is enjoying partying....
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