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Her shoulders look 1/40 of their actual size

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Her shoulders look 1/40 of their actual size
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Oh, coming back to Sloane. I am looking forward to the exciting rivalry for the US#1 between her and Christina. There was a concern over the vacuum in the US tennis after Serena, but right now it looks more optimistic.
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Her shoulders look 1/40 of their actual size
This!

I tell you, Photoshop can turn even Sam to a global beauty! Too bad you can't wear Photoshop during games...

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I tell you, Photoshop can turn even Sam to a global beauty! Too bad you can't wear Photoshop during games...

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too bad that you don't know how to use angles when making photos
Yes, angles are also important in photography. So to modify my statement: too bad you can't wear angles and Photoshop during games!


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If that is not photoshopped she should consider a 2nd career in high jump, long jump or basketball. That is some vertical on sand.

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This!

I tell you, Photoshop can turn even Sam to a global beauty! Too bad you can't wear Photoshop during games...

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At least Sam doesn't pretend to be beautiful, unlike Caroline and her enormous forehead. Seriously with that side they should call that thing fivehead.

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If that is not photoshopped she should consider a 2nd career in high jump, long jump or basketball. That is some vertical on sand.
Yeah, that's crazy!

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At least Sam doesn't pretend to be beautiful, unlike Caroline and her enormous forehead. Seriously with that side they should call that thing fivehead.
Where did Caroline pretend she was beautiful? And I think she can look very pretty.

Stop with your diktat about beauty criterias.

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Where did Caroline pretend she was beautiful? And I think she can look very pretty.
Oh, definitely she can! Not from every angle, but how many women look beautiful from EVERY angle?

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At least Sam doesn't pretend to be beautiful, unlike Caroline and her enormous forehead. Seriously with that side they should call that thing fivehead.
Caroline doesn't have to pretend to be beautiful, she is beautiful!

But you are very unattractive inside!

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