RG R4: Cibulkova annihilates Azarenka 6-2 7-6(4)
It was a beautiful, starry night, somewhere in Vienna. A mysterious robed figure appeared in the darkness, approaching a seemingly unimportant and unimpressive couple, who were having a romantic dinner outside.
"Excuse me, oh little one, oh hairy one, oh useless ones, but I have an important message," said the figure.
"Justine? What are you doing here?" Dominika gasped in surprise.
"Oh I know what this is. Juju I know the metrosexual I set you up with turned out to be a loser, but..." Jürgen stammered.
"Shut up, asshole," Justine commanded. "This is far more important than issues of the flesh."
"But Justine, now is not a good moment," Dominika sniffled. "Jürgen just broke up with me. He told me he is gay."
"Domi!" Jürgen gasped. "That's private!"
"SILENCE!" Justice's voice boomed, enhanced by her powerful wizardry. "I was sent here by a great and powerful man, who is on a mission to save the WTA and the ATP. Your fates have been sealed."
The tiny Slovakian and the gay Austrian cowered in fear, believing that their demise would save both tours.
"Don't be silly," Justine laughed. "While useless players like you are a thorn in my eye, there is no reason to eliminate them. No, both of you will be the instruments that bring about the purification. I will enhance you with the power to destroy disgusting, demonic, top ranked pushers on the holy grounds of Roland Garros."
Justine lifted her powerful, iconic hand, and a ray of light came down from the heavens, bouncing off her divine palm and into the eyes of the mediocre players before her. And so the plan was set in motion, and the seeds were planted.
2016 saviors of the WTA
ANGELIQUE KERBER 63 75 DOMINIKA CIBULKOVA 60 60
LOUISA CHIRICO 60 60 IRINA-CAMELIA BEGU 63 62 KARIN KNAPP 63 67 60