RG R4: Cibulkova annihilates Azarenka 6-2 7-6(4)
It was a beautiful, starry night, somewhere in Vienna. A mysterious robed figure appeared in the darkness, approaching a seemingly unimportant and unimpressive couple, who were having a romantic dinner outside.
"Excuse me, oh little one, oh hairy one, oh useless ones, but I have an important message," said the figure.
"Justine? What are you doing here?" Dominika gasped in surprise.
"Oh I know what this is. Juju I know the metrosexual I set you up with turned out to be a loser, but..." Jürgen stammered.
"Shut up, asshole," Justine commanded. "This is far more important than issues of the flesh."
"But Justine, now is not a good moment," Dominika sniffled. "Jürgen just broke up with me. He told me he is gay."
"Domi!" Jürgen gasped. "That's private!"
"SILENCE!" Justice's voice boomed, enhanced by her powerful wizardry. "I was sent here by a great and powerful man, who is on a mission to save the WTA and the ATP. Your fates have been sealed."
The tiny Slovakian and the gay Austrian cowered in fear, believing that their demise would save both tours.
"Don't be silly," Justine laughed. "While useless players like you are a thorn in my eye, there is no reason to eliminate them. No, both of you will be the instruments that bring about the purification. I will enhance you with the power to destroy disgusting, demonic, top ranked pushers on the holy grounds of Roland Garros."
Justine lifted her powerful, iconic hand, and a ray of light came down from the heavens, bouncing off her divine palm and into the eyes of the mediocre players before her. And so the plan was set in motion, and the seeds were planted.
2015 saviors of the WTA
KAROLINA PLISKOVA 46 76 64 DOMINIKA CIBULKOVA 62 36 63 LUCIE SAFAROVA 64 63
MARIA SHARAPOVA 64 63 FLAVIA PENNETTA 76 76 SERENA WILLIAMS 76 36 76
MARIA SHARAPOVA 63 62 SERENA WILLIAMS 36 64 62 ZARINA DIYAS 60 60 SERENA WILLIAMS 36 62 63
SARA ERRANI 75 63 ANASTASIA PAVLYUCHENKOVA 16 60 60 SIMONA HALEP 63 46 64 JOHANNA KONTA 64 60