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12 Days of Christmas

If you could have twelve Christmas wishes for the tennis world, what would they be?
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My 12 would all be about Elena Dementieva

1. Comeback
2. Australian Open Title (Singles)
3. Roland Garros Title (Singles)
4. Wimbledon Title (Singles)
5. Second Olympic Gold Medal
6. US Open Title (Singles)
7. World Number 1
8. Win YEC
9. Year End Number 1
10. Maxim stops being so ugly (more for Lena's children)
11. Steals Wozniacki's wig a couple of times
12. Grows her bangs back

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"I'm really her idol" - Jelena Jankovic
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Re: 12 Days of Christmas

1-12. Grand Slam #4 for Maria?


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Re: 12 Days of Christmas

1. Everyone stays fit and healthy.
2. Justine returns and wins Wimbledon.
3. Ana returns to the top 10 and wins a Premier title.
4. Serena absolutely crushing Kvitova in a Grand Slam.
5. Someone wins the French Open playing good old claycourt tennis.
6. A junior shows up playing incredible serve-and-volley.
7. Marion cracks the top 5 just to shut up all her haters.
8. Clijsters actually being beaten when she's playing shit.
9. Kuznetsova returns to the top 10 and manages not to choke against Wozniacki.

Waiting for Ana Ivanovic to just retire already .
Justine Henin. Amelie Mauresmo. Francesca Schiavone.
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Re: 12 Days of Christmas

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1. Everyone stays fit and healthy.
2. Justine returns and wins Wimbledon.
3. Ana returns to the top 10 and wins a Premier title.
4. Serena absolutely crushing Kvitova in a Grand Slam.
5. Someone wins the French Open playing good old claycourt tennis.
6. A junior shows up playing incredible serve-and-volley.
7. Marion cracks the top 5 just to shut up all her haters.
8. Clijsters actually being beaten when she's playing shit.
9. Kuznetsova returns to the top 10 and manages not to choke against Wozniacki.
All of this. (except maybe number 3.)

Carol. Empress. Vika. P3tra. Garbine. Dasha. Casey. Marion.
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Re: 12 Days of Christmas

A poster at Ana's forum created an Ivanovic 12 Days of Christmas in late 2009 (well, he only got up to 6 )

On the sixth day of Christmas,our Ana gave to me,SIX lame ex-CUS-es,

FIVE hot pho-TO ops
FOUR blown chal-LENG-es,
THREE wounds a-FAKing
TWO bad ball TOSS-es,
and a PER-fect mark vs. ER-ra-NI

Good times .
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