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I wouldn't be surprised if Andrea's surgeon also designed her website because in both cases, it looks like halfway through they just stopped and said, "Fuck it."
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LMFAO Did anyone else think Slater sounds like a bitch? I mean really, who are you?


You're ranked like 730.
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I would like to amend this. I did say that before all the crazy came out in this thread. But still it was a little bit She's not that good either if you watch the video.
Most of people here have NO ranking and we are acting much worse than Slater...but honestly, I have no idea what has ranking to do with this, because sometimes it looks like we can bitching about others because we are "just fans" but when some player open his/her mouth then "she is not relevant becasue she isn´t good enough"

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What a majestically designed website, I assume the person who designed her site also designed her transformation.


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Lmao and wta were doomed
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What the dick!

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Her record this year so far is 0-4 in matches, 0-8 in sets and 1-48 in games.
So who hit the 4 consecutive double faults against her/him in this particular game?

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I guess you just can't make up that shit.

"In order to contact us like a potential client you must have a minimum of cash asset of ten millions USD". Yes, because clearly people who have 10 millions will trust such a professional website instead of flying themselves to New Zealand to open a bank account.

Also this: "We focus on the New Zealand Finance Company which is not subject to supervision by the Reserve Bank of New Zealand". I like how the website doesn't even bother to hide the purpose of opening a bank account offshore, especially as clients must have at least 10 millions.

What a crazy bitch.
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So who hit the 4 consecutive double faults against her/him in this particular game?
I had to check. Francesca Rescaldani. She's born in 1994, she gets a break poor kid.

And the dish ran away with the spoon..
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Ah, the gender-change op all makes sense now. Clearly the chip was implanted in an unmentionable place.

Well, when I say 'sense', I don't mean 'sense' as we know it, obviously.
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I wonder if Peter Graf used her service.

I really hate to say it, because it reflects in no way what I think of transsexualism in general, but I wonder if believing he is a woman is part of his obvious mental illness.
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What does a picture of Wozniacki have to do with it?
LMAO.
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