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and why the hell, my WWW thread with Andrea vs. Caro got closed and deleted?

Maybe Caro is the Antichrist and will take the world over in 2012?

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What does a picture of Wozniacki have to do with it?
I can't!!!!!!
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Some of her shots that landed over the fence reminded me of Gajdosova this year

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What a very, very odd individual. Her transgender is just about the least bizarre thing about her.

I kind of think that you shouldn't get ranking points for tournaments entered as a wild card, unless you win at least one match. It seems rather a kick in the teeth for those scrapping through 10K qualies etc.
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Here's a link to Andrea's company, Moneda Management.
looks extremely trustworthy, especially with the orange font on the orange background.

seriously, this person is a little deranged, no?

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looks extremely trustworthy, especially with the orange font on the orange background.
What a majestically designed website, I assume the person who designed her site also designed her transformation. I'll certainly be counting up all my pennies tonight to get my offshore banking on the road to financial ruin gain.

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Oh my God Someone give this crazy ho a wild card into a slam please

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Oh my God Someone give this crazy ho a wild card into a slam please
and please let her play Brie Whitehead, who should get a WC as well

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BREAKING NEWS: Doubles Exhibition in Kuala Lumpur, December 6th 2011

Brie Whitehead/Andrea Paredes vs Gail Falkenberg/Caroline Wozniacki


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I wouldn't be surprised if Andrea's surgeon also designed her website because in both cases, it looks like halfway through they just stopped and said, "Fuck it."
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I guess you just can't make up that shit.

"In order to contact us like a potential client you must have a minimum of cash asset of ten millions USD". Yes, because clearly people who have 10 millions will trust such a professional website instead of flying themselves to New Zealand to open a bank account.

Also this: "We focus on the New Zealand Finance Company which is not subject to supervision by the Reserve Bank of New Zealand". I like how the website doesn't even bother to hide the purpose of opening a bank account offshore, especially as clients must have at least 10 millions.

What a crazy bitch.
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I kind of think that you shouldn't get ranking points for tournaments entered as a wild card, unless you win at least one match. It seems rather a kick in the teeth for those scrapping through 10K qualies etc.
Most certainly true. But ITF
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Her record this year so far is 0-4 in matches, 0-8 in sets and 1-48 in games.


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