Why are journalists...
brain's so minute, that if a hungry cannibal cracked their head open, there wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water biscuit?
All the mistakes they make in articles? Don't they ever check what they write?
A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening ear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.