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Make the perfect girl with the players' body parts (and more)

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Height
Legs
Boobs
Rest of the body
Face
Hair
Skin
Attitude


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Height --> Sabine Lisicki (178cm/5'10'')
Legs --> Daniela Hantuchova
Boobs --> Julia Goerges
Rest of the body --> Jelena Jankovic
Face --> Barbora Zahlavova Strycova
Hair --> Alicia Molik
Skin --> Agnieszka Radwanska
Attitude --> Sabine Lisicki

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Frankenstein thread should be saved for the off season. Just a suggestion.
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Frankenstein thread should be saved for the off season. Just a suggestion.
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The belief that man is an irresolute creature pulled this way and that by two forces of equal strength, alternately winning and losing the battle for his soul; the conviction that human life is nothing more than an uncertain struggle between heaven and hell; the faith in two opposed entities, Satan and Christ - all this was bound to engender those internal discords in which the mind, excited by the incessant fighting, stimulated as it were by the constant promises and threats, ends up by giving in and prostitutes itself to whichever of the two combatants has been more obstinate in its pursuit. Life isn't black and white, it's gold.
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Hello? Shitty tournaments going on? Time to do threads for the boredom. Whatever... play or I'll kill y'all


The belief that man is an irresolute creature pulled this way and that by two forces of equal strength, alternately winning and losing the battle for his soul; the conviction that human life is nothing more than an uncertain struggle between heaven and hell; the faith in two opposed entities, Satan and Christ - all this was bound to engender those internal discords in which the mind, excited by the incessant fighting, stimulated as it were by the constant promises and threats, ends up by giving in and prostitutes itself to whichever of the two combatants has been more obstinate in its pursuit. Life isn't black and white, it's gold.
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'Bootie' should be its own category too

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Cibulkova's face, Paszek's boobs, Hantuchova's legs, Azarenka's hair

azarenka - pavlyuchenkova - li - jankovic
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Height: Maria Sharapova
Legs: Daniela Hantuchova
Boobs: Julia Goerges
Rest of the body: Jelena Jankovic
Face: Mandy Minella
Hair: Alize Cornet
Skin: Ana Ivanovic
Attitude --> Sabine Lisicki

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Height Sabine
Legs Maria Kirilenko
Boobs Julia Goerges
Bootie (most important body part for me haha) Sabine
Rest of the body Sabine
Hair Sabine
Skin Sabine
Attitude Sabine

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I think a girl with Hantuchova's skinny legs and Goerges's big boobs would look weird.
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Height:Ivanovic
Legs: Goerges
Boobs: Goerges
Rest of the body: Goerges
Face: Alizé Lim

Hair: Cirstea
Skin: Ivanovic
Attitude: Dementieva

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Hair: Patty Schnyder
Forehead: Caroline Wozniacki
Eyes: Vania King
Nose: Alizč Cornet
Beutyspot: schivone francesca
Boobs: Pironkova
Tummy: Kleybanova/Dokic
Height: Sara Errani


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Height: Sharapova
Legs: A.Radwanska
Boobs: Domachowska
Rest of the body: Jankovic
Face: Hlavackova
Hair: Azarenka
Skin: Ivanovic
Attitude: Lisicki

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The belly.



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Height: Maria Sharapova
Legs: Maria Sharapova
Boobs: Caroline Wozniacki
Rest of the body: Maria Sharapova
Face: Sabine Lisicki
Hair: Alize Cornet
Skin: Ana Ivanovic
Attitude --> Maria Sharapova
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Height: Dementieva
Legs: Ivanovic
Boobs Wozniacki
Rest of the body Ivanovic
Face Ivanovic
Hair Ivanovic
Skin Ivanovic
Attitude Dementieva
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