Serena Williams - Beyonce
Kim Clijsters - Fergie
Vera Zvonareva - Lady Gaga
Fran Schiavone - Pink
Vika Azarenka - Ke$ha
Maria Sharapova - Britney Spears
Venus Williams - Jordin Sparks
Shahar Peer - Jermaine Clement
Thank you for everything Mercedes, now please be nice to Socrates for me, perhaps fetch him a bird or two. We love you, always.
(1)A lot is being made of the record Serena has vs Sharapova. It is being used as THE reason she will win again lol. Good thing we have players like Tomas Berdych (who had an even worse record vs Nadal) to remind us of the fallacy of this nonsense logic.
(2)You stans may as well sleep well tonight because tomorrow the a replay of Lucie's winning moment over and over again will haunt your dreams for weeks to come
(3)The stars have aligned perfectly for the upset of the 21st century. All the best Garbine
(4) There is no path to victory for Williams.Keys wins in straight easy sets.