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What would Hawkeye say, If it could talk....

Hawkeye: Seriously Roger. Again. Haven´t we been through this before.
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Hawkeye: How many times have I told you not to challenge out of desperation, Vera?
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Hawkeye: Does your daughter want to challenge Mr. Wozniacki?
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Hawkeye: No Mrs. Cornet I don´t work Court 17 on a challenger event.
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Hawkeye: Yes Mr. Verdasco the ball was out.

Verdasco: It wasn´t about that ball. Will you upload the upskirt pictures of the girls to my laptop later.
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Hawkeye: Yes Mr. Nouni you are always correct.
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Hawkeye: What. Sorry that ugly balltoss by Ana distracted me.

- Caroline Wozniacki has never beaten a reigning world #1.
- Caroline Wozniacki has never beaten a top 5 player at a major.
- Caroline Wozniacki has not beaten a top 3 player en route to any of her 23 titles.
- Caroline Wozniacki has beaten two top 5 players en route to her 23 titles (#4 Zvonareva and #5 Schiavone)

-Her fans think she had very bad luck with her Grand Slam and Regular Tour draws.
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And the dish ran away with the spoon..
but Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal.
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hawkeye to little jie: my little jie you certainly have good eyes! you only challenge when the linesmen are clearly wrong or when the ball is within millimeters of the line! i love you little jie and i hope you win every match because you use me well.

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I'm here for you, Venus. Just saying.



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Hawkeye: Seriously Roger. Again. Haven´t we been through this before.
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Hawkeye: How many times have I told you not to challenge out of desperation, Vera?
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Hawkeye: Does your daughter want to challenge Mr. Wozniacki?
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Hawkeye: No Mrs. Cornet I don´t work Court 17 on a challenger event.
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Hawkeye: Yes Mr. Verdasco the ball was out.

Verdasco: It wasn´t about that ball. Will you upload the upskirt pictures of the girls to my laptop later.
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Hawkeye: Yes Mr. Nouni you are always correct.
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Hawkeye: What. Sorry that ugly balltoss by Ana distracted me.
Riiiight
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"I'm sorry, Serena."


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Go get them Honey Ree.

And here you are, a black unicorn.
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I'm here for you, Venus. Just saying.
I always wonder why Venus is always hesitant to use Hawkeye during her matches.
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I always wonder why Venus is always hesitant to use Hawkeye during her matches.
Probably because it halts the momentum of a match, and she just wants to get on with it.

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No, please, Daniela dont do it....too late....
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Hawkeye: That was a new world record: 150 Decibel, Vika. Oh about the serve.
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Hawkeye: No I´m not going to do it again.

Jelena: Do it.

Hawkeye: Okay. Yes JJ you are the most beautiful tennis player on the court, but behind the seven outside courts, there is Sorana and she is....





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Hawkeye: Seriously, 4 hours in the ******** Aussie heat. Leave me alone and stick to clay.

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Hawkeye: Pssst Kimmy, for a 100 bucks I call footfault on Serena and frame the asian chick for it.

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- Caroline Wozniacki has never beaten a reigning world #1.
- Caroline Wozniacki has never beaten a top 5 player at a major.
- Caroline Wozniacki has not beaten a top 3 player en route to any of her 23 titles.
- Caroline Wozniacki has beaten two top 5 players en route to her 23 titles (#4 Zvonareva and #5 Schiavone)

-Her fans think she had very bad luck with her Grand Slam and Regular Tour draws.
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"thank you, ms. alves."

Behind you one million percent Vicky D! You will prevail In Jesus Name. Amen.
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Hawkeye: Seriously Roger. Again. Haven´t we been through this before.
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Hawkeye: How many times have I told you not to challenge out of desperation, Vera?
---
Hawkeye: Does your daughter want to challenge Mr. Wozniacki?
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Hawkeye: No Mrs. Cornet I don´t work Court 17 on a challenger event.
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Hawkeye: Yes Mr. Verdasco the ball was out.

Verdasco: It wasn´t about that ball. Will you upload the upskirt pictures of the girls to my laptop later.
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Hawkeye: Yes Mr. Nouni you are always correct.
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Hawkeye: What. Sorry that ugly balltoss by Ana distracted me.

Behind you one million percent Vicky D! You will prevail In Jesus Name. Amen.
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Sharapova.......just, just stop!

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