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CAROLINE WOZNIACKI: Exciting. I've done a lot of exciting things, I think. The most exciting? There are some things I just can't tell because it wouldn't look good (smiling).

Well, the other day I went to the park and I saw this kangaroo lying there. If you've seen, I'm playing with the thing on my shin here. It was lying there. So I wanted to go over and help it out. As I went over to it, it just started to be aggressive and it actually cut me. So I think that's pretty exciting. But I learned my lesson and I just started running away.

Q. You went to help it out? You thought it was dying or something?

CAROLINE WOZNIACKI: I thought I was going to be nice and try to help it out because it was just lying there. I thought maybe it needed some help. I wanted to take it up and maybe bring it somewhere.

Q. It was a baby?

CAROLINE WOZNIACKI: It wasn't big. It was a baby. I just wanted to help it out. I found out that I shouldn't do that.

Q. Scratch you pretty good?

CAROLINE WOZNIACKI: Yeah, it scratched me pretty well. That's why I'm playing with this tape on my shin.

Q. Did you go to the doctor?

CAROLINE WOZNIACKI: Yeah, I went to the doctor. They cleaned it and everything. They wanted to do a few stitches. I said, There's no way you're going to do stitches. I just told them to glue it together. I'm playing with the Steri Strips. It's looking fine. So everyone is happy.

Q. You've done a lot of boxing. Did you think about boxing the kangaroo as it took a swing at you?

CAROLINE WOZNIACKI: I'm sure that was ready for some boxing. I like boxing.

It looked so cute. But once it started scratching me, I was a coward and I run away.

Q. It wasn't a park near your hotel in the city?

CAROLINE WOZNIACKI: No, it was just a little bit outside of the city. We were just outside with some friends because we have a lot of friends here. They wanted to show me around the park. There was a kangaroo that didn't want to be nice to me.

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o.o She's lucky it's just a scratch


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Lol. Very interesting. Poor Caro, even baby kangaroos don't like her.

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Kangaroos are pretty aggressive. She's lucky it wasn't worse.
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It makes me like Caro much more

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Maybe it wasn't a kangaroo but Venus in her latest outfit. After the apple pie, everything's possible.
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Gosh, I'm such a horrible bitch.

I got excited when I read the title.
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She said on ESPN that she made the whole thing up. Part of her mission to mess with the media.
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Yeah no one is stupid enough to approach a large kangaroo that is just lying there. Although strangely enough there is one in my back yard, a youngin, and it is so nice and cute...you can pet it and all, probably cause it was nursed as a baby.
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So apparently now she's doing a press conference to discuss the "When Kangaroos Attack" hoax.

I would have thought she had a tournament to focus on, but...
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So apparently what actually happened is she walked into a treadmill.

She didn't get the memo that you're supposed to walk ON them.
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Gosh, I'm such a horrible bitch.

I got excited when I read the title.
Ditto. I was hoping for a withdrawal

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