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The Worthless Seed Report

Sorry if it has already been posted, but....

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/201...ort/index.html

He has Clijsters beating Vika in the final.

Stupid comments galore and no mention of the Bondarenko sisters.
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Jarmila Groth: When she's not undressing her husband (verbally, that is), she's been winning lots of matches.
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U are right, completely worthless report indeed!
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24. Alida Kelybanova: Big, powerful Russian.

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at Alida Kelybanova
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no word on kvitova

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Lucie for SF
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27. Alexandra Dulgheru: The best player you've never heard of.

He said that the last time!

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27. Alexandra Dulgheru: The best player you've never heard of.

He said that the last time!
He's probably going to say that for the rest of her career.

The best part is when he is picking a doubles winner and says "Why not a third Slam in a row" for King and Shvedova. I can give him a pretty solid reason as to why not.

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Azarenka beating Henin in a Slam semifinal.

Who decided to pay this guy, seriously? SMMFH.
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Well it's nothing new, that's for sure. But actually it's no worse than most of the stuff I read in this forum. In fact one could almost think he was poaching his assessments of the players from those in this very forum.

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What's so awful about it? Clijsters def Azarenka is a reasonably likely final.
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Alida Kelybanova

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Well it's nothing new, that's for sure. But actually it's no worse than most of the stuff I read in this forum. In fact one could almost think he was poaching his assessments of the players from those in this very forum.
I'll go out on a limb and say 60% of the people who post here are more informed about tennis than he is .

I am still trying to wrap my head around the idea of Azarenka beating Henin in a Grand Slam semifinal.
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What's so awful about it? Clijsters def Azarenka is a reasonably likely final.
His reports are usually fairly painful. This one is a bit better than usual.
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