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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old Jan 14th, 2011, 05:13 PM Thread Starter
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Aussie Open Drinking Game (via Tennis Channel)

http://www.tennischannel.com/news/Ne...px?newsid=8488

Also, read the 3rd to last entry (for letter X)... anyone know about this? Have I been out of the loop?

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Re: Aussie Open Drinking Game (via Tennis Channel)

Kim Clijsters isn’t asked about being a mom. BECAUSE SHE’S A MOM!

Justine Henin doesn’t downplay her chances after demolishing her opponent each round.

Nadia Petrova takes the court wearing something demure and understated. Down a 40 if she does not look like a PAAS Easter Egg.

Oracene Price goes her entire stay in Melbourne without tweeting something fantastically blunt. Take an extra shot of Patron if she apologizes for it.

We aren’t treated by at least one round of epic Patty Schnyder 3rd set hair.

A player isn’t carried off the court with sunstroke. Fasten your lips to a keg tap if that player isn’t Victoria Azarenka.

The top 4 women’s seeds all make the semis. Or the quarters. Or the 4r.

Caroline Wozniacki isn’t held up as the personification of all that’s wrong with the ranking system. Take four swigs and a giant rip of salvia Miley Cyrus-style if she isn’t made the personification of all that’s wrong with women’s tennis altogether.

A certain female player will not have to answer any questions about an alleged XXX home movie blowing up the interwebs. Down a six pack of Schlitz if you haven’t already or won’t immediately Google the identity of said player. Down a whole case if you’re not a filthy liar.






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Re: Aussie Open Drinking Game (via Tennis Channel)

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http://www.tennischannel.com/news/Ne...px?newsid=8488

Also, read the 3rd to last entry (for letter X)... anyone know about this? Have I been out of the loop?
There was a thread about this, the title said it was Vesnina. That's all I know.

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The fastest way to get f**ked up during a WTA match is to down a shot after every double fault... Be careful though, as it's also the fastest way to having to get your stomach pumped.

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The fastest way to get f**ked up during a WTA match is to down a shot after every double fault... Be careful though, as it's also the fastest way to having to get your stomach pumped.
And for those who don't enjoy drinking or do not drink normally and aren't used to consuming copius amounts of alcohol, another game is to have two shots every time Caroline Wozniacki hits a winner .

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