Great stuff, barmaid
And now just a little more......
Jennifer: I don't believe it! How could I lose to the popsicle and the bag lady! How? Why? I'm the best there is!
Arantxa: Yes. But apart from the drinking and swearing. why don't you try to be best at tennis too?
Jennifer: At least miss torpedo-serve got hers here.
Alex: (sniff) I thought nothing could beat my big first serve.
Conchita: That's before you met-a my big moonballs!
Alex: My mother warned me about those!
Elena D: My mother did too. And she won't even let me have a boyfriend. She says I'll get along fine collecting my cactus plants.
Jennifer: They'll hurt you less than any boyfriend.
Kim: Hah! Just because some people can't organise their lives. I've got my boyfriend perfectly tamed. AND I have a good collection too.
Elena: Cactus plants?
Kim: No. Championship Trophies.
Daniela enters: (sniff) I thought nothing could beat my big first serve.
Patty: That's before you met my big ego. I just couldn't lose before my home crowd. I am the queen of Swiss tennis. I have it all - speed, power, personality...
Daniela: What about Martina?
Patty: Didn't you hear me? I said Speed, Power and personality.
Daniela: Martina has er.... personality.
Patty: I suppose one out of three isn't bad.