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post #1 of 49 (permalink) Old Oct 16th, 2002, 09:59 PM Thread Starter
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Red face Warning: Warning: SARCASTIC thread. Don't enter if you don't like SARCASM.

I FIND THE WTA TOUR SO DAMN BORING!! Because Momo. Jennifer and Lindsay nor Henin can't win a freakin title! They are so NOT DOMINATING and I find it bad for tennis. I find the fact that they don't win too much boring for tennis. So bored I am yawning at the moment. "YAWN"

I truely find it funny that the very same players about 3 months ago hell maybe even 1 month ago that stated that V@S are making tennis boring, now can't win a title when they are not playing. Maybe the SWISSCOM CHALLENGE will help get some excitement back to the WTA tour and make a winner out of one of the above mentioned gals. Cause right now I feel the tour is reeking of BOREDOM. Just not enough "Domination" from players who want more "excitement", just way too many top players going out early in tourneys. Barring Kim Clijsters of course.


So now I get it. It is more interesting and exciting when top players lose, lose and still lose. Then it is when the best players win win and win.

Only after the last tree has been cut down
Only after the last river has been poisoned
Only after the last fish has been caught
Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. "Cree Native American Prophecy"
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Great thread Dawn! I love sarcasm--especially when it accurately hits its target(s)!
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I have never been so bored with tennis as I am at the present moment in time some one give them a kick up the arse and wake the dozzy buggers up PLEASE!!!!

KICK SOME ASS LINDSAY!!!!!!
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Well Kim is I think doing her part to keep it exciting. Jennifer is losing early which is exciting too but this doesnt help her ranking. I sa on Yahoo the this Zurich final will be on Oxygen at 9AM oct 26 and they said same day coverage which are two different days so what's up with that?
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Talking You said it girl...!!!!

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post #7 of 49 (permalink) Old Oct 16th, 2002, 10:07 PM
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i think when the top player lost is good, it shows that the women game has some depth too not just only in the men game as some commentators has said.


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"If something special happened all the time, it wouldn't be so special.'' - Agassi, Wimby 2003.


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post #8 of 49 (permalink) Old Oct 16th, 2002, 10:09 PM Thread Starter
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Hi persond Hi everyone I am glad you like sarcasm

Only after the last tree has been cut down
Only after the last river has been poisoned
Only after the last fish has been caught
Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten. "Cree Native American Prophecy"
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post #9 of 49 (permalink) Old Oct 16th, 2002, 10:10 PM
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you have to admit the lower ranked players are boring to watch in the womens game, its totally different in the mens

Come Back Venus and Serena all is forgiven!!!!

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post #10 of 49 (permalink) Old Oct 16th, 2002, 10:12 PM
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Hail Kimmy

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Through the desert of the truth
To the river so deep
We all end in the ocean
We all start in the streams
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Dawn Marie sarcasm is great its just hard to use on the board as people easily take offence but in my day to day life I get the shit riped out of me for using it 2 much

KICK SOME ASS LINDSAY!!!!!!
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post #12 of 49 (permalink) Old Oct 16th, 2002, 10:14 PM
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no there are some low ranked player that are great to watch and have some personality like Anna K, Alex Steve, Mashona Washington, Danira Safina, Elke Clijsters. I could go on. On the ATP on the other hand they have little to no personality a lot ofthe times. Lleyton Hewwit and Pete Sampras are classic cases. They are simply boring to a lot of people!
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ok I take your point maybe I don't mean lower ranked players I mean players with no personality

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Just face it! a lot of the players on the ATP Tour dont care about the crowd or being an entertainer. They just want their paycheck and hit the door. But without the crowds there would be no ATP.
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Dawn Marie! U are one crazy chick. LMAO@this thread.

Jen, Justine, and Amelie are getting on my freakin nerves also. Can't even win a title, they are so booooooooooooriiiiiiiiinnnnngggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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