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Funny quotes from commentators and headlines

I've done some reseach but didn't find any thread about this If not, I apologize.

Patrice Dominguez (a french commentator) : "The final will be certainly Federer-Nadal, only the French players can stop them"

Daniel Lauclair : "The #2 on clay behind Nadal is Verdasco!"

Golovin to Luyat : "Caroline Wozniacki is the last player I played before.... taking a little break right now."

Golovin : Jankovic had a nose job.

Luyat to Mauresmo : Is there someone you don't like on the tour ?
Mauresmo : Yeh yeh, let's talking about other things
Luyat : Oh come on, we all know it is a certain Belgian you don't like

During Justine's match :
"You know, Justine is really nice, we swear !"

Last year :

"Tommy Haas made an upset, he defeated Jeremy Chardy"

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Golovin to Luyat : "Caroline Wozniacki is the last player I played before.... taking a little break right now."
She's just waiting until the embarassment wears off.
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I've done some reseach but didn't find any thread about this If not, I apologize.

Patrice Dominguez (a french commentator) : "The final will be certainly Federer-Nadal, only the French players can stop them"

Daniel Lauclair : "The #2 on clay behind Nadal is Verdasco!"

Golovin to Luyat : "Caroline Wozniacki is the last player I played before.... taking a little break right now."

Golovin : Jankovic had a nose job.

Luyat to Mauresmo : Is there someone you don't like on the tour ?
Mauresmo : Yeh yeh, let's talking about other things
Luyat : Oh come on, we all know it is a certain Belgian you don't like

During Justine's match :
"You know, Justine is really nice, we swear !"

Last year :

"Tommy Haas made an upset, he defeated Jeremy Chardy"


Lauclair, Montfort, Montel, Godard, Golovin, Luyat, Chamoulaud
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Luyat to Mauresmo : Is there someone you don't like on the tour ?
Mauresmo : Yeh yeh, let's talking about other things
Luyat : Oh come on, we all know it is a certain Belgian you don't like

During Justine's match :
"You know, Justine is really nice, we swear !"
So it was not just this board posters spreading rumors...
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An English newspaper: "Radwanska overpowered Baltacha"
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Martina Nav: "I don't see Jelena beating.....that many people"

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but Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal.
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An English newspaper: "Radwanska overpowered Baltacha"
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