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Lady Jaja feat Reeyonce "Stop Hitting"



Lady Jaja feat. Reeyonce
"Stop Hitting" (Telephone)
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Lady Jaja: Hello, hello Rena, Shino called,
the right foot fault thing.
I was in the front row and
I could not believe what I was seeing.
Your big ta-ta-toe was on the service line you see.
And after that call you went bat shit crazy.

Bat shit crazy.
Bat shit crazy.
Sorry girl, but you went bat shit crazy.

You shook your racket,
and I knew that you would cause a stir.
I cannot believe she said that,
You was gonna kill her.
Should’ve just ace that bitch so that now you could be,
sitting with grand slam number 13.

Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
I’m on my period and my throat is really sore.
Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
Just give me that error you stupid whore.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop hitting back to meh-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I’ll go bat shit craze-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop hitting back to meh-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can hit all you want,
You’re not gonna get it by me,
And you’re not win this match you see.
Onto the floor,
And I need a medic quickly,
And you’re not winning this match you see.

Can hit all you want,
You’re not gonna get it by me,
And you’re not winning this match you see.
Onto the floor,
And I need a medic quickly,
And you’re not winning this match you see.

Reeyonce: Girl, the way you blow me up on court,
wont make me leave any faster.
Bring her to net and hit past her.
Your chances will dwindle faster.
I shouldn’t always stay at home,
cause the tour’s a disaster.
I stomp these bitches like crackas.
They know I’m the master!

Lady Jaja: It’s not like you can beat me.
I’m just too good you see.
And I’m sick and tired
of you trying to hit past me.

Reeyonce: Sometimes I feel like
I’m too hungry to give a beating.
Tonight I’m tankin, so I can
so I can spend my time eating.

Spend my time eating.
Spend my time eating.
Tanking this quarterfinal so I can start eating.

Lady Jaja: Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
I’m on my period and my throat is really sore.
Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
Just give me that error you stupid whore.

Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
I’m on my period and my throat is really sore.
Stop hitting, stop hitting.
I don’t wanna run anymore.
Just give me that error you stupid whore.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop hitting back to meh-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I’ll go bat shit craze-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop hitting back to meh-
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can hit all you want,
You’re not gonna get it by me,
And you’re not winning this match you see.
Onto the floor,
And I need a medic quickly,
And you’re not winning this match you see.

Can hit all you want,
You’re not gonna get it by me,
And you’re not winning this match you see.
Onto the floor,
And I need a medic quickly,
And you’re not winning this match see.

Stop hitting!
S-s-stop hitting!
Can hit all you want,
You’re not gonna get it by me,
And you’re not winning this match you see.

Stop hitting!
S-s-stop hitting!
Onto the floor,
And I need a medic quickly,
And you’re not winning this match you see.

Shino: FAULT!
Reeyonce: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Lady Jaja: Go get her, Honey Ree.

And here you are, a black unicorn.
Mythical and mystical since the day that you were born.
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I’m on my period and my throat is really sore.


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brad wants a bj for making the graphic. someone tend to him.

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Still a Jelena fan, reetard, eh? Even after all those bans. That's love.

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OMG, that brilliant. I'm going to have to go listen to the song now just to see how twice funny it will be...

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Omg!!! That's just perfect.

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You 2 are L E G E N D S
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OMG, that brilliant. I'm going to have to go listen to the song now just to see how twice funny it will be...
i would've loved to hear how it sounded in your head.

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