Worshipping the bangs
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
Re: Australian Open 2010 outfits
Apparently, the Yonex design team has gone into a coma after reviewing the initial sketches for their 2010 line.
When they recover, they are being sent back to completely rework the entire collection as it has failed to meet their usual standards.
After all, in past years at least one member of the review team has actually died of boredom. Yonex icon Elena Dementieva has issued the following statement: "No, I am not having back the bangs. There is a restraining order! Security! Security!"
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
V Squad, The LOB Elite: Vika, Venus and the Mad Viking of Norrland
Jo-La Duchess of Norrland and Bastad
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs