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"I asked Venus before the match, 'Would you give me something if I win?' She was like, 'If you win, it's good for yourself!'"
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Re: Kuznetsova quote - too funny

Venus
at Sveta though.


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"I asked Venus before the match, 'Would you give me

if I win?'

She was like, 'If you win, you play with yourself!'"


- Caroline Wozniacki has never beaten a reigning world #1.
- Caroline Wozniacki has never beaten a top 5 player at a major.
- Caroline Wozniacki has not beaten a top 3 player en route to any of her 23 titles.
- Caroline Wozniacki has beaten two top 5 players en route to her 23 titles (#4 Zvonareva and #5 Schiavone)

-Her fans think she had very bad luck with her Grand Slam and Regular Tour draws.
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Re: Kuznetsova quote - too funny

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Vee is so mean
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"I asked Venus before the match, 'Would you give me something if I win?' She was like, 'If you win, it's good for yourself!'"

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Do no harm, but take no shit.
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"I asked Venus before the match, 'Would you give me something if I win?' She was like, 'If you win, it's good for yourself!'"
She was right! that win was worth and extra hundred G's. Not for nothin'. Vee might just arrange for 50 cent to send her an autographed copy of his latest disc though.
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i think that was actually an extremley wise comment from V! Kuzzi earns points and a lot of money for a win.
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Venus.
What a miser though.

A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.
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Vee will give her head...oops sorry
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Venus, get a sense of humour!
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Venus, get a sense of humour!
Err... her reply is funny.

She's playing the straight man to Sveta's fall guy.

A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.

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Venus, get a sense of humour!
Why don't you get some perspective? So naive.

DON'T WAVE YOUR HAND AT ME GURLLL!
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