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Everything's a MESS

The USO draw
The USO schedule
The weather
The USO officials(?)
Serena vs. Kim
Serena Williams' anger management
The mental stability of the "top" players
The sanity levels of anyone who calls themselves a "fan"
The rankings (apparently)
90% of the tours serve's
The Russians ability to capitalise on one-set leads.
Venus Williams' knee,
Venus Williams outside of the Wimbledon show-courts
JJ's wardrobe





... yet it's all strangely compelling.


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This has got to be the most entertaining tournament of all time Never seen anything like it!
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The USO draw
The USO schedule
The weather
The USO officials(?)
Serena vs. Kim
Serena Williams' anger management
The mental stability of the "top" players
The sanity levels of anyone who calls themselves a "fan"
The rankings (apparently)
90% of the tours serve's
The Russians ability to capitalise on one-set leads.
Venus Williams' knee,
Venus Williams outside of the Wimbledon show-courts
JJ's wardrobe





... yet it's all strangely compelling.




I have a feeling that a certain someone will be adding a certain player's BANGS to your list.

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This has got to be the most entertaining tournament of all time Never seen anything like it!
I know; I don't know WTF is in the air at Flushing Meadows (besides rain) but the place and everyone in it has gone mad - off-their-trollies. - if you will.

And I feel guilty for finding the whole Serena semi sitch, more funny than anything else.

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JJ's wardrobe.



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It'll be the biggest mess ever (in TF in particular) if Caro somehow manages to push her way against Kim for the title.
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I imagine the forum will go on meltdown and the server will overload for about 30 minutes while delicatecutter gets his head around it (If Caro wins, that is.)
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RIP WTA Tour.
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Please win the title Kim, having Caro win would just be

Really, don't even look at me...
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It was so FRUSTRATING and ANNOYING at times but it was also very ENTERTAINING.
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And I feel guilty for finding the whole Serena semi sitch, more funny than anything else.
Same here, it's simply the icing on the cake.
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^plus this boards (inevitable) hysteria.

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If I wasn't so sad about JJ and Demented wasting such a fabulous opportunity for a title, I'd say this US has been hilarious. I hope the final doesn't disappoint (in terms of hilarity, of course), but I'm slightly worried since neither Kim nor Woz are particualrly prone to strange behaviour.

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at least the line judge will be rolling in wealth once she sues Serena for damages

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Surreal, is the word.

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