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post #1 of 45 (permalink) Old Sep 13th, 2002, 03:54 AM Thread Starter
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I met Venus

I was walking in a park (in New York) when I saw a young black woman sitting that looks exactly like Venus. I approached her and yes it was Venus!!!

I said hi just to test things and see if I'm not bothering her, but she actually said hi and smiled. So I sat down next to her

She looked a little sad so I asked her how she was. Then all of a sudden she started crying. She was very upset and embarrassed on how Serena spanked her in all those consecutive grandslam finals. She started saying that she doesn't know what to do, she can't figure out how to beat her. She basically said that Serena is simply superior in every way.

I agreed with her comments but told her that it's okay to be 2nd best. She smiled at me and told me "you are right". She basically admited that she's Serena's slave and she said she's going to try to avoid playing against her and that's why she's pulling out from a lot of tournaments recently. Venus is even considering not playing any of the grandslams next year because she doesn't want to be embarrassed again.

At the end we went to McDonald's and then she had to leave. But I assure you that when she left she was in good spirits.
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post #2 of 45 (permalink) Old Sep 13th, 2002, 03:59 AM
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What is this ???

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post #3 of 45 (permalink) Old Sep 13th, 2002, 03:59 AM
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I love those people! They are hilarious! They are so compelled and fascinated by Venus they can't look away. They can't stop thinking about her, so they fabricate stories... Good Lord!!!

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I still have the receipt from McDonald's. I'm not inventing things...
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selesrules...shut your mouth, you're lucky venus didnt play in brasil or else she would've spanked moni's @$$, i guess you're still in denial about how venus kicked seles' butt...what is your obsession w/ venus all about??Get over it...

Until your fave starts beating venus then you should shut up because you look like a desperate fool...



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Venus will be better than Serena next year... Go Venus!
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hmmm, a receipt from McDonalds

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not unless Serena plays like that, I just think her game is unbeatable and less likely to crack unlike Venus.
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post #9 of 45 (permalink) Old Sep 13th, 2002, 04:11 AM
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This is so pathetic I couldn't help laughing! ROTF (seriously)!

I don't think I've ever read anything as pathetic as this in my entire life.

Venus and Serena are sitting on top of the WORLD

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Selesrules,
LOL!!!!! This was hilarious!!!!!

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Hahahaha............ Thanks for lighting up my day with such a joke!!
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There, there now. It'll be alright. The doctor has increased your medication dosage, you won't see anymore little green gnomes either.
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At least try to make it perhaps slightly believable next time selesrules

1. Would Venus be alone? No family, no friends, no bodyguards? Doubtful

2. Why would she be in New York? She lives in LA

3. Its very unlikely that she would pour her guts out to a total stranger, don't you think?


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post #15 of 45 (permalink) Old Sep 13th, 2002, 04:59 AM
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selesrules,
guess what I met Monica!!
She told me to tell you to stop stalking Venus and get a life.
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