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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old Sep 9th, 2002, 04:00 AM Thread Starter
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Poking Fun at Anna Kournikova

OK, I love Anna as much as the next guy, but after getting boo'd off the court upon losing in streight sets after making 40 un-forced errors in singles competition at the US Open, I have to say it's fun to watch her do almost anything, except play tennis. This is truly sad since she still considers herself a tennis player more than a model or something to which her skills are more suited.

So I say, give her her own TV show or something, but don't make us to watch her masacre the glorious sport of tennis.

The folks who contributed this gem aparently agree with me:

Top 20 Excuses For Anna Kournikova's Most Recent Humiliating Defeat

Anyone else?

-- Quint

PS: Don't get me wrong, she's not a horrible player, but she needs to follow in Mathew Perry's footsteps. He was a nationally ranked player in Canada before he abandoned Tennis in favor of acting. Anna really needs to do the same.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old Sep 9th, 2002, 04:10 AM
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hilarious...and original too
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old Sep 9th, 2002, 04:21 AM
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What an idiotic thread...I guess everyone but the 36 players ranked in front of Anna should retire too?

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old Sep 9th, 2002, 04:32 AM
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I'd say show girl, she likes to party party too much

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