Re: wimby threw Venus obvious roadblocks. do u feel that she will overcome?
I hear the powers-that-be have tampered with the Hawkeye to screw Venus over, and they've also bribed all the line judges and umpires to ensure that Venus gets bad calls every match she plays. Doubtlessly Venus will get a few matches on Court 18; insiders say they're scheming to put her on the practice courts, but the logistics for that have not been worked out. A Tonya Harding-styled attack is also on the cards (tentatively scheduled on the middle Sunday) In the event that Venus gets through all this crap and holds up the Rosewater Dish at the end of the two weeks, they've taken the precaution to drug Venus's drinks for the entire fortnight (a few ballboys have been paid to spike her drinks during play), just so that they can force her to relinquish the trophy.
OMG!!!11111 Let's start a Free Venus campaign!!!!111
A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.