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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old Jun 19th, 2009, 02:43 PM Thread Starter
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Jankovic needs to leave NOW if she is to get to her court on time!!

Last year as a very strong second seed she was scheduled on court 18 for 4rd or was it the QF match, she needed a helicopter then to get there. This year with her dismall results she is bound to be scheduled to play in Woop Woop. Bon voyage JJ, all the best.
Anyway she is in good company, with laura dobson. murray federe, nadal in the draw, no woman is seeing centre court till the finals. maria cannot see centre court either, no one wants to enforce the no shrieking policy on live t.v. Perhaps De Brito will get a chance, she has been the talk of the town since the FO.
The sisters will continue to own court 2.

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post #2 of 38 (permalink) Old Jun 19th, 2009, 02:48 PM
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True, be funny if she complains again.

Court 2 was built so they could put crappy British players and women on a court the tries to look important.

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This year Team Jankovic are prepared for Court 18


I assume Sneki is on the ground running while carrying her bags?
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Some people have a very bad idea of what constitutes a good joke and what doesn't.

Waiting for Ana Ivanovic to just retire already .
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Yeah because helicopters are sooo slow.
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This year Team Jankovic are prepared for Court 18



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Wasn't she joking?

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Jelena: "Come on now... push! My match is starting in 30 mins time!"
Guy: "Do you have to bring so much luggage just for one match?"
Jelena: "Yes.... my makeup, before and after match clothes, racquets and balls..."
Guy: "Okok I get it... but if you keep waiting for me, you won't be on time..."
Jelena: "Don't worry.... open that suitcase at the bottom...."
Guy (unzips the bag): "Wait.... is that....?"
Jelena: "Quick, don't stand there... help me fix it..."

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Jelena: "Now I'll manage to find the right court from up here!"

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This year Team Jankovic are prepared for Court 18


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