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Question Umpires gettin' fat?

Umpires are very busy at RG running to the lines and discussing whether the ball's right or wrong. Now is it just me or when I get to see the ass of an umpire I find it big. I mean look at Alisson Lang, she wasn't as big as she is now. Roland Herfel or Lynn Welch also looked thiner a couple of years ago. Do you think that their job had an impact on their bodies?

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LOL, Lang is definitely bigger than she used to be.
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IDK, but Venus has a very high arse. Her arse is 3/4 of the way up her body. Very long legs

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Re: Umpires gettin' fat?

Well, clay season is probably the only exercise they get.

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Eric Molina has a pretty nice ass

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lol lang's gotten huge.

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Alison is quite fat, but she used to be thiner... maybe those baguettes in Paris are tasting good!

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Well, clay season is probably the only exercise they get.
Well maybe it's like that, but still pathetic. I looks unpleasant for me when I see those bellies or buttocks in TV... Can you imagine fat Alves?

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IDK, but Venus has a very high arse. Her arse is 3/4 of the way up her body. Very long legs
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Well maybe it's like that, but still pathetic. I looks unpleasant for me when I see those bellies or buttocks in TV... Can you imagine fat Alves?
Why is that an issue for you, they only look bigger than the proffessional athletes you compare them with but they are by no means fat. That is what women look like! thay are curvy.

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Maybe not fat, but indeed their weight is increasing as the time goes by. I wouldn't call it curvy.
Still my point is if everyone noticed how umpires have changed throughout years, and does the sitting job have something to do with it.

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Umpires are very busy at RG running to the lines and discussing whether the ball's right or wrong. Now is it just me or when I get to see the ass of an umpire I find it big. I mean look at Alisson Lang, she wasn't as big as she is now. Roland Herfel or Lynn Welch also looked thiner a couple of years ago. Do you think that their job had an impact on their bodies?
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