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Locker Room Confrontations IV - The reckoning.

In the Locker Room

Elena D: Everyone hates me! Everytime I put in a really good serve, someone shouts "Fault!", and I have to do it again.

Justine: You've got to get the serve INSIDE the white lines. Then it's good.

Elena: I can't play tennis like that! It destroys my artistry, my flair.

Justine: That's how I play.

Elena: But Belgium is such a small country. In Russia we like the wide open spaces.

Jennifer enters: Thank £*{% I turned a corner downstairs and thought I was in Transylvania! No-one spoke English. Has anyone joined the tour recently who ISN'T an ..ova or an ..eva?

Daniela: We "ova"s are the future of tennis. If you can't speak Slovak in a year or two, you'll have no-one to talk to.

Martina H: True. All the great players come from Slovakia. That's where I was born, even though I'm not named .."ova".

Jennifer: That's funny. When I think about your career, OVA is the first word that comes to mind.

Martina: At least she has an excuse for losing. You just choke on the big points.

Jennifer: I do NOT choke! I just get bad linecalls! And someone is definately sabotaging my raquets.

Kim: Yes. They keeping putting a dummy on one end!

Martina: And when did you last win anything?

Kim: I don't know. I can't seem to concentrate on my game any more. Every time I see a rude, bad-tempered, arrogant, loud, racist oaf in the crowd, I suddenly start thinking about my beloved. I don't know why... (Takes out bag of doughnuts) Anyone want one of these?

Daniela: No thanks. I've already eaten five grapes and a lettuce leaf today, I'm really full.

Venus: No wonder you keep on losing. You need to eat, girl. You're so thin. What you need is lots of Ice Cream and Burgers and Chicken. That's good training food.

Serena: You need to build a fine body like mine. Get some big muscles to really slug that ball. I enter bodybuilding contests just to make the contestants look puny. I've got rock-hard muscles everywhere.

Venus: She can crack walnuts between her cheeks.

Daniela: (Puzzled) Surely her nose would get in the way?

Jennifer: Er... Someone else's nose maybe...
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i love locker confrontations so much , thank you very much xan
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Re: Locker Room Confrontations IV - The reckoning.

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Originally posted by xan
In the Locker Room

Kim: I don't know. I can't seem to concentrate on my game any more. Every time I see a rude, bad-tempered, arrogant, loud, racist oaf in the crowd, I suddenly start thinking about my beloved. I don't know why... (Takes out bag of doughnuts) Anyone want one of these?

Daniela: No thanks. I've already eaten five grapes and a lettuce leaf today, I'm really full.
roflol!
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