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Agnieszka Radwanska sets conditions to play Warsaw in 2010

1. Tournaments officials, umpires, linespeople and ballkids to kneel before addressing A. Radwanska, and to call her "DIVA AUGUSTA" at all times.

2. A. Radwanska to be carried in a litter at all times, even during changeovers. A. Radwanska will also be assisted by Nubians in loincloths who will refresh her with ostrich feather fans.

3. Warsaw Royal Castle to be renamed "Radwanski Castle".

4. Appearance fee to consist of the fiscal revenue of half of Poland's provinces for the next 50 years. Plus booty and slaves.

5. The art collections of all Polish museums to be replaced by exhibitions of A. Radwanska's drawings.

6. The General Messages section of the website Tennisforum.com to be renamed "Poletard Central", which it already pretty much is.

7. All Polish newspapers to carry an open letter from A. Radwanska entitled "Marta isn't hot - I am".

8. Centre Court matches to be immediately interrupted should Urszula Radwanska feel like holding a picnic there.

9. Evidence of A. Radwanska's loss to one "Micaela Carolina" to be erased from official WTA Tour records.

10. Everything that Tennisforum.com poster Malva says to be carved into stone and enacted into Law.

11. Players' Lounge and sponsor booths area to be razed and replaced by a parking lot for the exclusive use of the Radwanski clan's auto fleet.

12. A. Radwanska to be granted the use of a different Ferrari for each day of the event. Not only did the Divine A. Radwanska modestly consent to be treated this shabbily in terms of transportation, she was also munificent enough to allow the tournament to give princely treatment to the remaining players, in the form of a € 0.75 allowance for bus fare, or the loan of a pair of roller skates with some of the wheels still in place.

13. Parades to be held in celebration of A. Radwanska's greatness and generosity. Many, many parades.

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All hail DIVA AUGUSTA and her majestic and enchanting tennis.

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I wish they would give her the respect that she deserves, the first ever top 10 player for her country , she should have got the same appearance fee that Sharapova got in her home country , I'm sure that Aga would have brought more spectators than Maria in her own home land , absolutely sure! Did you notice the small number of spectators in Sharapova first match this year?
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for #13, I thought you meant Andrea Parades

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OMG!
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for #13, I thought you meant Andrea Parades

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I wish they would give her the respect that she deserves, the first ever top 10 player for her country , she should have got the same appearance fee that Sharapova got in her home country , I'm sure that Aga would have brought more spectators than Maria in her own home land , absolutely sure! Did you notice the small number of spectators in Sharapova first match this year?
This is not quite true. Poland has had a great champion in Jadwiga "Jaja" Jedrzejowska, who reached 3 Grand slam finals and was ranked #3 in the world by many in 1937.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jadwiga_Jedrzejowska


Aggie may have some good reasons to complain about the event in Warsaw, but would it kill her to ditch the terrible tude and play to promote women's tennis in Poland? She may be a semi-star, but she's nowhere near Jaja's class yet, either in results or in class.
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8. Centre Court matches to be immediately interrupted should Urszula Radwanska feel like holding a picnic there.

Omgggg brilliant.

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OMG! I could barley finish reading it, I was laughing so hard. My stomach hurts I laughed so hard. Funniest post of the year my friend, that was classic.

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