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hehe, time for caption

Venus and Serena after discovering a used condom on the practice courts.




Venus- "Is that what I think it is?"

Serena- "Yeah, it's probably Jen's."

Dammitt, Venus!!!
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old Sep 5th, 2002, 07:53 PM
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OMG Rom, you're hilarious

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Venus: " You think this earring is mine?"

Rena: " No, yours are bigger."

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lol
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old Sep 6th, 2002, 06:18 PM
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"Who was on this court before us? And did they have a dog?"

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"When it's 3-all in the 3rd, I'm going to send a topspin forehand crosscourt over to here, and then you'll...."
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Or

"Is that a miniature camera down there?"

"I was wondering why all of the matches scheduled for this court were women's!"
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lmao brian...great ones
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old Sep 6th, 2002, 06:24 PM
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I thought Hail was a girl? Anyone Hail-Venus that was a good one!! Especially that Jen went out last night,I mean the timing is superb.

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I'd say the winner is Brian's first Joke!

Very funny!

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"Grab my butt again, Mr. Rexx, and I'll really hit you!"

"Yeah. Now just lay there until the ambulance comes."
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