I expect better from an educated, "man of the world" such as yourself.
Rumour-mongering and flouting innuendo will not do.
Sure .... good hands are MUST for a satisfying massage,
but it is creativity and imagination in the fingers of the masseuse ... and I will take you places you never imagined.
I'm not rumour-mongering or insinuating anything, just looking out for your best interests. You know what posters around here are like, Vultures waiting for any scrap to tear people apart. Offering 'explosive massages' to certain people may raise eyebrows. I meant nothing by it Sir!