Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: In a Hottub with Judy Nelson
Has Anyone Ever Had an Altercation with a Player Where the Police Had to be Called?
My friend Ethel who lives in Coral Gables was at the Jack in the Box last weekend when she said that Capriati cut in front of her in line. Ethel is kind of morbidly obese and Jennifer said that all she wanted was some cheese fries and she didn't want to wait for Ethel's whole order since it would probably be a big one. Ethel didn't say anything at first because she recognized Jen and was kind of starstruck. Turned out Jen ordered a whole mess of chili dogs and two chipotle chicken sandwiches along with a large diet coke. Ethel was a bit annoyed that Jen lied but didn't say anything because she was a big star, still she said that Jennifer dropped the F Bomb constantly and she told the guy at the shake machine to "lick her corn&*^$!!!"
Anyways, Ethel ordered her food and brought it out to the car so she could eat it without people looking at her (she's a closet eater, though we all know that she eats because she's kind of morbidly obese) but she noticed Jen also eating her food by herself in a white 1998 Buick LaSabre two parking spaces down from Ethel's 2004 Lincoln Town Car (Ethel is not rich, she just pulled off a really good insurance scam when she slipped on some oily drop cloths at her last job at the Ace Hardware).
Ethel was eating with the window open (it's hot in Coral Gables) when Jen walked right up to her window and threw all of her trash (plush emptying out her car ashtray!!) inside of her car on the passenger's side. Ethel was furious and started screaming at Jen. She tried to chase after her, but she's kind of morbidly obese and didn't get very far. Jen ran back to her LaSabre and pulled out a clothes iron and threw it right at her screaming, "Eat @#$@ you no good #$%$%% and you can stick that iron up your @$#!$# cuz that's the closest thing to a @#$% man that you'll ever &%$# have!!!" She was really angry. Ethel pressed the LifeCall button she wears around her neck (she's diabetic and has a glanduar disorder) and the ambulance came immediately. Jen drove off with the tires screeching out of the parking lot and by the time the ambulance got there she was long gone. She asked them if there was anything she could do, like press charges or something, but they said they weren't sure as they were just the ambulance and not the police. Boy, I used to think Jen was alright, but after this...
That's what she said!!!