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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old Sep 18th, 2008, 10:28 PM Thread Starter
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Has Anyone Ever Had an Altercation with a Player Where the Police Had to be Called?

My friend Ethel who lives in Coral Gables was at the Jack in the Box last weekend when she said that Capriati cut in front of her in line. Ethel is kind of morbidly obese and Jennifer said that all she wanted was some cheese fries and she didn't want to wait for Ethel's whole order since it would probably be a big one. Ethel didn't say anything at first because she recognized Jen and was kind of starstruck. Turned out Jen ordered a whole mess of chili dogs and two chipotle chicken sandwiches along with a large diet coke. Ethel was a bit annoyed that Jen lied but didn't say anything because she was a big star, still she said that Jennifer dropped the F Bomb constantly and she told the guy at the shake machine to "lick her corn&*^$!!!"
Anyways, Ethel ordered her food and brought it out to the car so she could eat it without people looking at her (she's a closet eater, though we all know that she eats because she's kind of morbidly obese) but she noticed Jen also eating her food by herself in a white 1998 Buick LaSabre two parking spaces down from Ethel's 2004 Lincoln Town Car (Ethel is not rich, she just pulled off a really good insurance scam when she slipped on some oily drop cloths at her last job at the Ace Hardware).

Ethel was eating with the window open (it's hot in Coral Gables) when Jen walked right up to her window and threw all of her trash (plush emptying out her car ashtray!!) inside of her car on the passenger's side. Ethel was furious and started screaming at Jen. She tried to chase after her, but she's kind of morbidly obese and didn't get very far. Jen ran back to her LaSabre and pulled out a clothes iron and threw it right at her screaming, "Eat @#$@ you no good #$%$%% and you can stick that iron up your @$#!$# cuz that's the closest thing to a @#$% man that you'll ever &%$# have!!!" She was really angry. Ethel pressed the LifeCall button she wears around her neck (she's diabetic and has a glanduar disorder) and the ambulance came immediately. Jen drove off with the tires screeching out of the parking lot and by the time the ambulance got there she was long gone. She asked them if there was anything she could do, like press charges or something, but they said they weren't sure as they were just the ambulance and not the police. Boy, I used to think Jen was alright, but after this...

That's what she said!!!
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Pam, you may win a short story contest with your post. Just a quick question: is this pure 100% fiction, or there is at least some real incident behind it?
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I drop kicked my opponent...luck enough there were no witnesses...I was about to give them a powerdriver when another player showed up fortunately or unfortunately:
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"jen ran back to her lesabre" hahahaha
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post #6 of 23 (permalink) Old Sep 19th, 2008, 12:17 AM
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LO-that was one funny story Pam.

Of course I the police WERE called when Capriati swung a fist at her boyfriend and missed him, hitting the waitress instead! It all happened at Bubba Beach Club..... and to prove it's true:

http://community.seattletimes.nwsour...6&slug=2333100


There was also an incident 80 years ago in 1928. Young hotshot Cilly Aussem was #2 in Germany and rising, guided by her overbearing mother. The problem was Cilly kept losing to Frau Ilse Friedleben, the #1 German vet.

Mama Aussem got so upset she accused Friedleben of somehow hypnotizing Cilly. Mama even made her views known in the newspapers.

Lets just say Ilse was not amused. Walking off court one day at the Rot-Weiss Club in Berlin she caught sight of Mama Aussem and landed a hard right on the jaw. It was the left that scored a TKO.

Who says the old days wern't fun?

Cilly must have gotten over being hypnotized-she won the French and Wimbledon in 1931

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Why would somebody call their child Ethel?
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Pam, you may win a short story contest with your post. Just a quick question: is this pure 100% fiction, or there is at least some real incident behind it?
Malva, you may win a most dour person award with your...life. Just a quick question: have you ever let your hair down for one damn second?

P.S. I do NOT mean that literally. Letting your hair down is a common expression. It means relaxing, you know easing up a little. I don't know if you know how it feels...but I guess to you it would be kind of like an orgasm. I don't know if you know how that feels either, I'm struggling here, but it is kind of the best feeling in the world.

So, yeah, to summarise...let you hair down.

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Why would somebody call their child Ethel?
Sound's like Ethel is Isha's alias.

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Malva, you may win a most dour person award with your...life. Just a quick question: have you ever let your hair down for one damn second?

P.S. I do NOT mean that literally. Letting your hair down is a common expression. It means relaxing, you know easing up a little. I don't know if you know how it feels...but I guess to you it would be kind of like an orgasm. I don't know if you know how that feels either, I'm struggling here, but it is kind of the best feeling in the world.

So, yeah, to summarise...let you hair down.
Vamos please spare us of your trolling and negativity and go back to the TWAT thread, where you belong.

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Re: Has Anyone Ever Had an Altercation with a Player Where the Police Had to be Calle

This story doesn't count. Sorry.

Ethel did not call the police. She called for an Ambulance. Therefore, technically, this was not an altercation where the police are involved.

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Sound's like Ethel is Isha's alias.
Who is Isha I don't know anything.

Let Vamos stay, Vamos and Malva would have interesting conversations. Plus, the TWAT thread needs a break from him and his broom.
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Who is Isha I don't know anything.

Let Vamos stay, Vamos and Malva would have interesting conversations. Plus, the TWAT thread needs a break from him and his broom.
Isha is Serena's overweight sister. You'll learn one day Radekleroad.

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Ok, when will you two realise that you love me? Seriously. Get over it already.

And my broom? My broom? I'm a witch? Or a cleaner?

Did you not catch my post earlier TheFifthAvacado? The only response anybody needs for you is the emoticon created just for you, TheFifthAvocado Special:

. That is it. That is an adequate response to every one of your posts.

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