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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old Aug 12th, 2008, 11:10 AM Thread Starter
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Serena should swim for the USA

Serena's boobs look awfully big this tournament. She should swim for the USA and get some gold medals. Those floatation devices would give her...no pun intended... a BIG advantage.
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post #2 of 26 (permalink) Old Aug 12th, 2008, 11:27 AM
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she'll do well in the breast stroke event

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post #5 of 26 (permalink) Old Aug 12th, 2008, 12:25 PM Thread Starter
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zomg those things are HUGE.
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post #6 of 26 (permalink) Old Aug 12th, 2008, 12:29 PM
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Re: Serena should swim for the USA

Maybe in a synchro event where she needs to float...but I doubt they would help her go fast.
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Ony because Thorperena retired.

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I always thought swimmers supposed to have no boobs
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I always thought swimmers supposed to have no boobs
Correct. They're supposed to have pecs.

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she'll do well in the breast stroke event
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post #12 of 26 (permalink) Old Aug 12th, 2008, 01:45 PM
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This thread is craaaaaazy!!!!!


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Swimmers are supposed to have streamlined bodies, Serena's curves would put her at a disadvantage.

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r u sure?? I think the wieght of those boobs will make her sink... j/k

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sHARAPOVA WOULD DO WELL
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