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BREAKING NEWS: Alex Stevenson granted Jamaican citizenship

She showed up in Beijing wearing a rasta wig demanding to play. She is claiming that she meets the Olympic qualifying standard and she should represent her country. She is said to be carrying a bucket of jerk chicken and a six pack of red stripe beer to bribe officials if needs be. When asked what is the capital of Jamaica she said San Diego.

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Waiting for Ana Ivanovic to just retire already .
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Good One.When I read the thread title, I did believe it.
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What happening to the big s. The door"s would of open for sure.
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Yeah. Right.

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Well, this is the moment Jamaicans have been waiting for. A grand slam trophy can't be too far behind.

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For a minute, I almost thought this was a joke.

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For I minute I thought it is true. She would be Jamaican #1 and would have every right to carry Jamaican flag

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I would have believed it had she said the capital of Jamaica was J

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what a retarded bitch
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When asked who the president of Jamaica was, she said "Uhhhhh...Miss Cleo!"
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