Wimbledon locker room:
JJ is puting her make up, singing : I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
VENUS : Damn bitch, shut up, you're going to wake up my baby sister and then i'm gonna kick your ass
SERENA jumping from her sleep : Ass kicking ? Somebody said ass kicking?
SHARAPOVA : Aaaaaaaah shrieeeek aaaaaaaaaah
ANA : Relax Rena, you are still dreaming, it's all in your head
SERENA : Hell no bitch, there is going to be ass kicking and your ass is going to be kicked
ANA : Oh, my first fight. I'm sooooo excited. Ajdeeeeee
SHARAPOVA : Aaaaaaaah shrieeeek aaaaaaah
JJ : Oh, come on girls, can't we all just get along. Sun is shining, birds are singing and I still feel very pretty
AMELIE : I could get along with you
SVETLANA : I could too, I mean , no I couldn't...Oh crap
VENUS : What a hell are you all smoking
SERENA : I told you so. They are all crazy bitches
DINARA : Oh, you have no idea
SHARAPOVA : Aaaaaaah shrieeeeek aaaaaaaaah
VENUS talking to Serena : We should get the hell out of here while we're still normal.
SERENA : No way, this Wimbledon is mine and no crazy bitches will gonna stop me!
Oh, girl, you're out before QFs. I'll be the grass queen again
SHARAPOVA whispers to Serena : Aaaaaaaah shrieeeeek aaaaaaaaah
SERENA : Yeah girl, i know exactly what you mean. She's going down
ANA : Queen ? Did somebody called me ?
(At that moment somewhere in Belgium : Carlos, i don't feel well, i think i'm going to puke
RADEK enters the locker room : Hey sexy ladies
RADEKKKKK AAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAA SHRIEEIEEEEEEEK OH MY GOD AAAAAHHHH RADEEEKKKK
Everybody faints. The moment after , Vaidisova enters.
NICOLE : Good boy. My plan is working. In couple of weeks, I'll be the new Wimbledon queen
RADEK : Shall I finish them now my love ?
NICOLE : No. We're taking step by step.
RADEK : But i want to do it now. Let me, let me
NICOLE : Patience my dear, patience
Bartoli enters : OMG, what happened here??
NICOLE : Why aren't you fainting ??? Radek, make her faint for god sake
BARTOLI : Hell no, i ain't gonna faint before i finish that cake I left in my locker
NICOLE : OH NOOOO. She is Radekproof, I am doomed
RADEK : Come on love, don't cry , you still got me
NICOLE : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vaidisova runs out of a locker room, Radek chases her.
Everybody starts waking up
SERENA : Ass kicking ? Somebody said ass kicking?
SHARAPOVA : Aaaaaaah shrieeeeek aaaaaaaah
VENUS : What a hell happened
ANA: I have no idea, but ,strangely, I feel sooo excited
JJ : Amelie, could you please get up, your head is on my butt.
AMELIE : That's not my head
SVETLANA : Oh crap