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If I Were Dinara, I Would...

...squat on the ground and scream obnoxiously the next time I won a point.

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I know, I finally understand why people thought Justine's "allez"'s were annoying

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Re: If I Were Dinara, I Would...

Seriously.

Yes, Ana's playing extremely well, but she's hit enough winners to know the next one's coming.

So just shut the fuck up.

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Re: If I Were Dinara, I Would...

Maybe she should pull her pants down after a winner for no reason, like Marat did

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I know, I finally understand why people thought Justine's "allez"'s were annoying
Well i'd gladly have the Allez's over the "AJDEEE COME ONNN"
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Maybe she should pull her pants down after a winner for no reason, like Marat did





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Re: If I Were Dinara, I Would...

she seriously screams that after every point she wins

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Re: If I Were Dinara, I Would...

Lolz.

It's like Maria. One would think they'd lie down and start gyrating, even if they were playing a 12-year-old junior in an exhibition match and she hit a double fault.

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You forgot the high-pitched scream that is clearly unnatural.

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What about addition of

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...squat on the ground and scream obnoxiously
Ana will have no problems in childbirth if she continues to do the above. The baby will be ejected with one push

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Haha I was just thinking to myself during the final that when Ana wins a point or her opponent makes an error she resembles a spastic the way she turns her feet in and does some sort of retarded fist punch!

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