Transcript for the on-court exchange between Masha and Michael - TennisForum.com

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:00 PM Thread Starter
Senior Member
 
beriadan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 346
                     
Michael Joyce almost called Serena a bitch.

I'm sad that Maria got beaten, but did you guys notice when Michael came on court to talk to Maria, he said, "You have to believe that you can beat this b---girl". And then laughed about his near slip up. It's kind of tacky when he knows he's being miked.

Why are people so bitchy?
beriadan is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:02 PM
Senior Member
 
dearplastic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 142
                     
Re: Michael Joyce almost called Serena a bitch.

It's just tennis talk. Serena does it too. Most of the players think it, if they aren't saying it.

|---Serena Williams
|---Alicia Molik
|---Shahar Peer
|---Venus Williams
|---Lindsay Davenport
dearplastic is offline  
post #3 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:05 PM
Senior Member
 
Sir Stefwhit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: New York
Posts: 5,936
                     
Transcript for the on-court exchange between Masha and Michael

Here's the first exchanged between Michael and Masha:

Michael: ...(missed the first part) You keep serving to the same place every time. She's not an idiot, but you've got to believe. Two things, on this side here look (pointing to the court,) your toss is going way up front all the time.

Masha: You can see that from way up there?

Michael: Yes!

Masha: Really?

Michael: Well, that's why you're missing the serve all the time, it's going too far in front. And second of all you, I mean the girl got completely lucky. You served a good game at 5-4, she got lucky and you're acting like, she's calm as can be, and you're acting like you're a maniac. You're trying to stay focused, but your mind, you've got to believe that you can beat her and hang tough and quit worrying about what she's doing all the time. You've got to worry about your side of the court and that's it.

----------------
Transcript from the second on-court exchange between Michael Joyce and Masha:

Michael: Your whole attitude changed.

Masha: Well, because at 40-Love I couldn't put a serve in.

Michael: So you're going to let it bother you for two games? Listen, I'm just telling you one thing, you've got to take care of your side of the court, that's it. You do your stuff and hang tough. You stay mentally tough, you never let anything bother you, you never get frustrated, and that's it. And you keep going up to you serve like you did this last game. She's going to hit great returns, big deal, let her hit it. Don't worry, you're going to hit great returns too. Ok?

Masha: OK

Michael: You just be tough and that's it and you got to believe you're going to beat this b-uhh girl. OK?

Mahsa: (laughter)

Michael: (laughter) I almost slipped up there, huh?

Masha: (laughter)

STEFWHIT'S HALL OF FAME
Greatest Singles Player of All Time: Steffi Graf
Simply the BEST: Serena Williams [Proud MEMBER OF RENA'S ARMY]
The REAL GOAT Rafael Nadal
Future Inductees: Clijsters, C.Evert, A.Agassi, A.Berasategui, N. Zvereva, I.Majoli, M.Safin, Li Na, VIKA, and Del Potro

Last edited by Sir Stefwhit; Apr 18th, 2008 at 08:32 PM.
Sir Stefwhit is offline  
post #4 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:05 PM
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,552
                     
Re: Michael Joyce almost called Serena a bitch.

He then said "i almost slipped up" and Maria laughed - showing us the lovely view of the chewed banana in her mouth.
MisterMan is offline  
post #5 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:06 PM
Senior Member
 
Sir Stefwhit's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: New York
Posts: 5,936
                     
Re: Transcript for the on-court exchange between Masha and Michael

I'll try to get the transcript from their first exchange too...

STEFWHIT'S HALL OF FAME
Greatest Singles Player of All Time: Steffi Graf
Simply the BEST: Serena Williams [Proud MEMBER OF RENA'S ARMY]
The REAL GOAT Rafael Nadal
Future Inductees: Clijsters, C.Evert, A.Agassi, A.Berasategui, N. Zvereva, I.Majoli, M.Safin, Li Na, VIKA, and Del Potro
Sir Stefwhit is offline  
post #6 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:07 PM
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 15,899
                     
Re: Transcript for the on-court exchange between Masha and Michael

The "BITCH" trampled the "COW". Go figure !!
LeRoy. is offline  
post #7 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:07 PM
-LIFETIME MEMBER-
 
doni1212's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 26,668
                     
Re: Transcript for the on-court exchange between Masha and Michael

Thanks for that again. Michael was scared as hell because he knew Ree was going to win that match,

Rena's Army, Ana and Vika!!!

21


doni1212 is offline  
post #8 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:08 PM
Senior Member
 
spiritedenergy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 7,701
                     
Re: Michael Joyce almost called Serena a bitch.

Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterMan View Post
He then said "i almost slipped up" and Maria laughed - showing us the lovely view of the chewed banana in her mouth.
What a lovely couple these two

spiritedenergy is offline  
post #9 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:08 PM
Senior Member
 
bellascarlett's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Manhattan
Posts: 9,129
                     
Re: Transcript for the on-court exchange between Masha and Michael

I loved Maria's reaction...

Maria Sharapova
bellascarlett is offline  
post #10 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:08 PM
Senior Member
 
Destiny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 18,478
                     
Re: Transcript for the on-court exchange between Masha and Michael

At nearly calling her a bitch


GEWT GURL


TWITTER NAME : https://twitter.com/Mozzawalks
Destiny is offline  
post #11 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:09 PM
-
 
Elwin.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Delft
Posts: 26,791
                     
Re: Transcript for the on-court exchange between Masha and Michael


Krajicek Bertens Wickmayer Jankovic Kerber Svitolina Hogenkamp de Vroome Flipkens Kerkhove Burger Rus Rezai Bacsinszky / Lena D. missing you
Elwin. is offline  
post #12 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:10 PM
Senior Member
 
LightWarrior's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 5,548
                     
Re: Transcript for the on-court exchange between Masha and Michael

That's it? What a great tactician he is.
LightWarrior is offline  
post #13 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:12 PM
Senior Member
 
lympyisthebest's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Sydney
Posts: 10,565
                     
Re: Transcript for the on-court exchange between Masha and Michael

Serena had the last laugh at the end of this match.

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
lympyisthebest is offline  
post #14 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:12 PM
it's just me against the music.
 
In The Zone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 26,541
                     
Re: Transcript for the on-court exchange between Masha and Michael

I'd rather be a bitch than a loser.
In The Zone is offline  
post #15 of 142 (permalink) Old Apr 18th, 2008, 08:12 PM
P3
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 191
                     
Re: Michael Joyce almost called Serena a bitch.

That's unacceptable behavior, especially knowing that you have the mic on you.
P3 is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the TennisForum.com forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome