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Why are all the lesbians on tour serve and volleyers?

All the "self-identified" lesbians on tour are good grass court players and serve and volleyers: Mauresmo, Stubbs, Raymond etc. From the past: Navratilova etc. Only exception I can think of is Kuzzie but she is not a lesbian for sure.

Is there a reason or connection?

Edit: Novotna is another one.

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Re: Why are all the lesbians on tour serve and volleyers?

Conchita Martinez...not the best serve and volley player. Gigi Fernandez was decent.

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Re: Why are all the lesbians on tour serve and volleyers?

Cause they wanna be close to the woman at the other side of the net Just kidding I dunnoa might be a coincidinc

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Re: Why are all the lesbians on tour serve and volleyers?

I thought it was the one-handed backhand that meant the player was a lesbian (with the exception of Steffi)?It's probably all the high-levels of testosterone in lesbians' systems that make them aggressive and want to be men. They can't be men, so they can try to play like one.

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Is there a reason or connection?[/QUOTE]

Is there a reason for us to comment the sexual life of the others ( no matter if VIPs or less)?
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Re: Why are all the lesbians on tour serve and volleyers?

who cares, grow up.

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Conchita Martinez...not the best serve and volley player. Gigi Fernandez was decent.

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Conchita Martinez was a lesbian? Do you have any proof? She won Wimbledon anyway so all the lesbians have at least had their biggest success on grass.

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Re: Why are all the lesbians on tour serve and volleyers?

Because serve and volleying is gay.

BJK was another one.
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Re: Why are all the lesbians on tour serve and volleyers?

Federer makes serve and volley
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Because serve and volleying is gay.

BJK was another one.
Not so sure Margaret Court would agree with that statement.

As far as Conchita. Just look at the mullet.

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Re: Why are all the lesbians on tour serve and volleyers?

I'll let you know once I have a chance to brooch the subject with my gay hairdresser.

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Not so sure Margaret Court would agree with that statement.

As far as Conchita. Just look at the mullet.

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Up close, she was pretty and feminine looking, so I never bought those lesbians rumors.

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Re: Why are all the lesbians on tour serve and volleyers?

It's a generational thing with Stubbs, Raymond, etc - not sexuality thing.

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Up close, she was pretty and feminine looking, so I never bought those lesbians rumors.
I always waited for the cameras to catch Conchita and Gigi Fernandez making out under the stands (like that scene in "Best in Show") but it never happened. As someone raised by two lesbians from the age of 3...trust me...Conchita is a Friend of Dorothy.

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