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Who would win a boxing contest......

Suppose, 128 of the world's ranked wta players were entered into a knockout boxing contest similar to that of a grand slam draw, who do you think would most likely make it to the final and who would win?


I pick Amelie Mauresmo vs Serena Williams with Serena winning in the end. But then again, never judge a book by its cover coz one might just see Justine Henin and Anna Smashnova in the final.

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There are only 128 ranked players?
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Another all Williams final, with Venus winning, because she floats like a Butterfly and Stings like a Bee. Serena may have a heavier hand, but Venus would tag her and then dance her way out of trouble on her back feet, don't get me started on V's long reach either.

Justine and Anna would get their asses spanked, I like them but they would have to go into the light weight division to make it fair. Afterall who wants to pay 500.00 dollars to see someone get the hell beat out of them in the first 60 seconds of the fight? LOL

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Serena would still win over Venus.....she has the killer punch of the two.

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Well as long as a Williams kicks ass I am okay with it. But I still like Venus's reach, and footwork. Besides all she has to do is AIM for the CHEST. and it's OVA'.

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wonder wat would happen to poor old hingis

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A matchup between Mauresmo and Hingis wil be interesting. Of course Mauresmo would win, all Amelie has to do is aim for that MOUTH! screaming....." now you know I'm half a man!"
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If she wasn't such a nice girl, I think Elena Dementieva would do very well in a boxing match against any of the other girls. But she's too much of a nice, lovely girl (luckily).
In the boxing ring you'd need to be physically good and also a real fighter, and the first person that springs to mind is Lennox Lewis, but the 2nd person who springs to mind is Jelena Dokic. She's the best fighter on the WTA Tour.
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The williams final of course no doubt.
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In no particular order

Amelie
Serena
Jennifer
Stevenson

these players seem like they could fight well...
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Martina has a spectacular defense mechanism...her grill looks like it could break a couple of knuckles upon impact!!!

Jennifer is definitely a contender...she is such a street momma...you see the way she struts on court?! She's walks sometimes like she has a package!

Serena...I wouldn't mess mess with those biceps! When she gets intense and turns into wild thing...you will get STOMPED. I would like to see such pre-match entertainment, like Serena using Queen Lindsays head like a puching bag!

Venus is too delicate and elegant....she will be cheering Serena from the sidelines.

Cliijsters has a chance if it was wrestling becasue she could bust some heads if she could get them in a thigh lock.

Mauresmo looks more like a lover than a fighter...

Tulyaganova looks very intimidating..if she walked up with those huge breasts and knee braces...her opponents would run.


Kournikova could be the card carrier between rounds...there is no way she'd put her face at risk! Too many people would love to give her a fat lip! Ask Patty Schnyder!!

Stevenson could win on mouth alone! Her mother is frightening enough!
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My girl Marie-Gaiane Mikaelian would beat all of them!
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