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You are Secret Santa to your least favorite player, what would you send her?

I'd send Serena a ticket to see Courtney Love in concert. She could see how to wear stockings with holes in the knees without lowering her head in shame!
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Re: You are Secret Santa to your least favorite player, what would you send her?

I'd send Justine a wax hand in case she ever needed to void a first serve.
Also, I would include some Pepto Bismol for her stomach ailments.
Maybe pay off a linesperson or two, just so she doesn't have to call out on in calls to influence the umpire.

An earbud communicator so that she doesn't have to look to Carlos every point. He could just tell her what she needs to do. Much much easier.

So yeah, Justine.
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I'd send Justine a wax hand in case she ever needed to void a first serve.
Also, I would include some Pepto Bismol for her stomach ailments.
Maybe pay off a linesperson or two, just so she doesn't have to call out on in calls to influence the umpire.

An earbud communicator so that she doesn't have to look to Carlos every point. He could just tell her what she needs to do. Much much easier.

So yeah, Justine.
Absolutely crushed plantmans answer, haha. And I couldn't agree more,
Think up something about Sharapova for me, lol. I'm going 2 bed,

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I'd send Justine a wax hand in case she ever needed to void a first serve.
Also, I would include some Pepto Bismol for her stomach ailments.
Maybe pay off a linesperson or two, just so she doesn't have to call out on in calls to influence the umpire.

An earbud communicator so that she doesn't have to look to Carlos every point. He could just tell her what she needs to do. Much much easier.

So yeah, Justine.
That's it! Funds must be tight huh?
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Absolutely crushed plantmans answer, haha. And I couldn't agree more,
Think up something about Sharapova for me, lol. I'm going 2 bed,
Crushed? Not even close....Good Night Doni. It's just like you to respond without your own thoughts.
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I'd send Justine chicken fillets.

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I'd send Justine chicken fillets.
Chicken fillets.........She might enjoy those!
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I'd send Justine a wax hand in case she ever needed to void a first serve.
Also, I would include some Pepto Bismol for her stomach ailments.
Maybe pay off a linesperson or two, just so she doesn't have to call out on in calls to influence the umpire.

An earbud communicator so that she doesn't have to look to Carlos every point. He could just tell her what she needs to do. Much much easier.

So yeah, Justine.
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This is so easy!

A 'When to use the right tennis shot for Dummies' - I hope she knows how to read though....

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Oh yeah... my present...

I'll give "Crazy Swiss Miss" a new husband. One that does not act like a jerk and kick bottles for fun.

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Again.....She might enjoy them!
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For Maria- A friendly picture of Ana with Novak
For Serena- A nice delivery of 1234 cheeseburgers supersize

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Re: You are Secret Santa to your least favorite player, what would you send her?

I have two least favorite players!

For the first one, a weekend getaway on the "Pride of the Seas" cruise ship, so she can pick up the kind of guys she typically goes for.

For the second, maybe I'd set up interviews for her company with some better designers.

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