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"She hit a lot of lucky shots"


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Re: Funniest And Or Best Quotes of the Year...

Mine Are:
"No, I just think she played better. I just think she made a lot of lucky shots, and I made a lot of errors. I don't think my level dropped."-Serena Williams (actaully, it was pretty complimentry)

"Yeah, I thought about that the whole time I was designing the dress. "I can't beat these girls; I've got to think of every way to cheat." -Serena Williams repsonding to thoose asking her if her dress at the Australain Opend distarcted her opponents .

"All of the girls are tough, even maybe Hantuchova"-Anna Chakvetadze

"Well, I was focusing on Pierce Brosnan because he is so beautiful. I was just watching him. He was the only one."-Marion Bartoli at Wimbledon .

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"All of the girls are tough, even maybe Hantuchova"-Anna Chakvetadze
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well, I saw the video and I don't think that's quite what she ment.
I think she wanted to say "if you know hantuchova is the last one who qualified" and then corrected to maria
that's what I hope though

anyways...

her english pretty much sucks
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"I feel violated" was quite hilarious.
Some of Maria's classy lines after losses made my days.

"I don't have complexes, sorry". Anna C.

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"I think pretty much all she had to show was show up"

Serena after losing at the FO Only Serena can say stuff like that and actually mean it

"There's no point lying, I would have won that match had I not been injured" [paraphrased]

Again Serena on Wimbledon, subtle as a sledgehammer

Also Venus saying about how if she'd listened to the naysayers she'd still be in Compton "I live in Palm Beach Gardens now, it's pretty nice"

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(1)A lot is being made of the record Serena has vs Sharapova. It is being used as THE reason she will win again lol. Good thing we have players like Tomas Berdych (who had an even worse record vs Nadal) to remind us of the fallacy of this nonsense logic.
(2)You stans may as well sleep well tonight because tomorrow the a replay of Lucie's winning moment over and over again will haunt your dreams for weeks to come
(3)The stars have aligned perfectly for the upset of the 21st century. All the best Garbine
(4) There is no path to victory for Williams.Keys wins in straight easy sets.
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"I don't have complexes, sorry". Anna C.
I love that one too.
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"I'm just so excited," said Ana Ivanovic over and over and over and over again.

"She has no clue how to beat me," said Patty Schnyder, following her 6-1, 6-0 drubbing of Anna Chakvetadze in Linz.

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"She has no clue how to beat me," said Patty Schnyder, following her 6-1, 6-0 drubbing of Anna Chakvetadze in Linz.
are you kidding? if its true, then i look forward to an explanation of the AO earlier this year.

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"I'm just so excited," said Ana Ivanovic over and over and over and over again.
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(1)A lot is being made of the record Serena has vs Sharapova. It is being used as THE reason she will win again lol. Good thing we have players like Tomas Berdych (who had an even worse record vs Nadal) to remind us of the fallacy of this nonsense logic.
(2)You stans may as well sleep well tonight because tomorrow the a replay of Lucie's winning moment over and over again will haunt your dreams for weeks to come
(3)The stars have aligned perfectly for the upset of the 21st century. All the best Garbine
(4) There is no path to victory for Williams.Keys wins in straight easy sets.
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Serena calling Henin a bitch at U.S. Open.


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Serena calling Henin a bitch at U.S. Open.
I bet there's a lot of bitch quotes from Serena this year

Didn't she call Maria a bitch at the AO, when she hit her with a ball?

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(1)A lot is being made of the record Serena has vs Sharapova. It is being used as THE reason she will win again lol. Good thing we have players like Tomas Berdych (who had an even worse record vs Nadal) to remind us of the fallacy of this nonsense logic.
(2)You stans may as well sleep well tonight because tomorrow the a replay of Lucie's winning moment over and over again will haunt your dreams for weeks to come
(3)The stars have aligned perfectly for the upset of the 21st century. All the best Garbine
(4) There is no path to victory for Williams.Keys wins in straight easy sets.
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Everything Serena said after her losses to Justine

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I bet there's a lot of bitch quotes from Serena this year

Didn't she call Maria a bitch at the AO, when she hit her with a ball?
yeh i remember that! they showed it on the big screen and everyone went

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