Know it's a bit early, but I thought I'd give it a go(sorry if it's rubbish!)
Open on board a private jet flying to Madrid where Jelena Jankovic is standing at the open plane door with her racket.
Ana: Jelena, noooooo!
Jelena: What's wrong with you? You're making me lose my concentration!
Jelena: Well I found out that we were flying over Namibia on the way to Madrid and noticed that there was a 2k tournament for under 6s and a selective group of african mammals. Being on this plane meant that I couldn't play Quebec so I thought I'd still get in some practise!
*Jelena takes a swing*
Ana:......ok, so why are we here anyway? Season's not even over and there are still a few tournaments left.
*Enter Maria S with a Paris Hilton-style dog, encrusted with diamonds*
Maria S: Oh, well Larry told ME that he'd end the race early. Just because he felt like it. No favouritism at all. Uh uh.....not at all....
Ana: Where'd you get the dog? What with all those beatdowns, you can't be owning that much cash at the moment.
Maria S: Oh, just Larry!
*Maria scurries away and suddenly a big bang followed by a cry of 'BIIIIIITTTTCCCHHHH' comes from the toilet. Out walks Serena*
Jelena: Wooo, match point! Hey Serena, what's up? Who you getting beaten by now? Justine again? Patty?
Serena: Oh no, someone just left the tap on. Really gets me riled!
*Enter Justine and Venus*
Justine: Hey Venus, maybe you should get a wildcard into Jelena's tournament. Would go well with your Seoul trophy. That is.....assuming you can get past the zebra there. No chance at the YEC by the way.
Venus: Hell no! I'll have you know I've been really tired lately, what with my new clothing range. Ooh, reminds me.....
*Venus throws a box full of Eleven leaflets out of the door*
Venus: Wooohooo! My worldwide promoting is over!
*Svetlana enters with a huge afro complete with bow*
Justine: Nice hair Svetlana, but not a chance at the YEC you know.
Svetlana: Yeah, I've really enjoyed hanging out with Serena lately. She gave me a few tips!
Venus: Awwww, little sis! you're so kind!
Serena: *whispering* Are you serious!? Do you see the size of that? She'll be running round that court slower than me!
*From the front of the plane, a trolley comes hurtling down the aisle. Panic as all run to avoid it, while Justine slips in a 'Jelena, YEC is mine!'*
Maria S: Hey, is everyone ok? I was eating one of Lindsay's bagels that I saved and I heard this huge bang!
Jelena: Yeah, we're all ok. Who would have done that? Is someone trying to get one of our places!? Daniela? Elena?
*Venus goes to grab a piece of the selection of cakes on the trolley*
All: Venus, nooooooo!
Venus: Aggghhh, my wrist! My wrist! I hurt my wrist! My YEC is over!
Ana: Hang on, cake?......
*Marion appears in a puff of smoke complete with more cake*
Marion: Yes, it's me! With Venus out, Maria's dog hidden.....
Maria S: Fifi!
Marion: and Serena feasting on all that cake, I am into the YEC and.....
Justine: Er, Trophy! My name! Mine!
Marion:.......I shall beat you all!!!
*All collapse in hysterics*
***The End***(Have waaaay to much time on my hands)