You asked for it....so I'm giving it to you. With no mercy,
Setting: WTA and ATP tour post party for the 2007 season at Larry Scott's house.
Womens restroom on the second floor
Venus: Girls, we sure are looking sexy tonight in our freakum dresses.
Serena: I know, I'm ready for the guys! Jackie and I are on a break, and I can use some loving tonight. Where you at fellas? Haha...
Svetlana: Haha, bring on the ladies.
*All three laugh
All of the sudden there is the sound of puking from one of stalls behind them. They all turn around as the stall door opens....
Svetlana: Oh my gosh, Daniela, are you ok?
Daniela: Yes, I'm fine. I just lost another five pounds so I'm feeling real ready to party tonight!!
Serena: Are you sure that is healthy? I find its easier to work off what I eat, not throw it up.
Daniela: And thats why you look the way you do. (with her evil smirk)
Serena: And thats why I have 8 grandslams while you have none. *Serena and Venus laugh and high five
V&S leave the restroom
Daniela: And what are you looking at?
Svetlana: Nothing attractive, thats for sure.
Svetlana laughs and leaves as well.
Daniela looks at her body in the mirror and goes back into the bathroom stall.
Meanwhile, the main bathroom door opens again. Maria Sharapova walks in, looks around and sees an empty bathroom. (She doesn't see or hear Daniela in the stall)
She exits and comes back in with Larry Scott.
Maria: Larry, you know I love you so much baby. We haven't fought this much since Miami and London, when you gave me those horrid draws. I don't want you to be mad at me any more. I promise I'll be louder and do those things I know you like.
Maria rubs up against Larry
Larry: Baby, I may not be able to manage to give you easier draws in the grand slams. I know we came up with that shoulder excuse but your ranking is dropping faster than Hantuchova's pounds. I just don't know if I can do it anymore.
Maria: I can make it worth your while.
Larry: Well, maybe I can manage.
Larry starts to unbutton his pants. Maria is on her knees when all of a sudden the door starts opening. Larry ducks into a bathroom stall as Maria looks up to see......