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1st Annual Halloween WTAworld story by doni1212

You asked for it....so I'm giving it to you. With no mercy,

Setting: WTA and ATP tour post party for the 2007 season at Larry Scott's house.

Scene 1
Womens restroom on the second floor


Venus: Girls, we sure are looking sexy tonight in our freakum dresses.
Serena: I know, I'm ready for the guys! Jackie and I are on a break, and I can use some loving tonight. Where you at fellas? Haha...
Svetlana: Haha, bring on the ladies.
*All three laugh

All of the sudden there is the sound of puking from one of stalls behind them. They all turn around as the stall door opens....

Svetlana: Oh my gosh, Daniela, are you ok?
Daniela: Yes, I'm fine. I just lost another five pounds so I'm feeling real ready to party tonight!!
Serena: Are you sure that is healthy? I find its easier to work off what I eat, not throw it up.
Daniela: And thats why you look the way you do. (with her evil smirk)
Serena: And thats why I have 8 grandslams while you have none. *Serena and Venus laugh and high five

V&S leave the restroom

Daniela: And what are you looking at?
Svetlana: Nothing attractive, thats for sure.

Svetlana laughs and leaves as well.
Daniela looks at her body in the mirror and goes back into the bathroom stall.

Meanwhile, the main bathroom door opens again. Maria Sharapova walks in, looks around and sees an empty bathroom. (She doesn't see or hear Daniela in the stall)
She exits and comes back in with Larry Scott.

Maria: Larry, you know I love you so much baby. We haven't fought this much since Miami and London, when you gave me those horrid draws. I don't want you to be mad at me any more. I promise I'll be louder and do those things I know you like.

Maria rubs up against Larry

Larry: Baby, I may not be able to manage to give you easier draws in the grand slams. I know we came up with that shoulder excuse but your ranking is dropping faster than Hantuchova's pounds. I just don't know if I can do it anymore.

Maria: I can make it worth your while.

Maria winks

Larry: Well, maybe I can manage.

Larry starts to unbutton his pants. Maria is on her knees when all of a sudden the door starts opening. Larry ducks into a bathroom stall as Maria looks up to see......


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Re: 1st Annual Halloween WTAworld story by doni1212

the only thing you tried to do there doni was make me upset by dissing daniela and it didnt work, it wasnt funny, it sucked, miffedmax is still better.
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Wow, that's terrible. I really did expect better, for some reason.
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what were you going for here? humor? i hope not...

*Hantuchova*Cibulkova*Radwanska*Pennetta*Giorgi*

*Stephens*Hampton*Riske*Dulgheru*

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Grade: F
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Grade: F
I agree and that's being generous.
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Haters,

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So actually, that's you being funny?
Poor girl.

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I don't know about you I am just honest. I am not a fan of dani, but I can say she is a very pretty girl, most guys would love to date her. Making fun of a player especially if you are not perfect yourself is never funny. That's why I thought it deserved an F.
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oh it had nothing to do with me being a dani fan. it just wasnt funny. the maria bit was and i cant stand her

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I don't know about you I am just honest. I am not a fan of dani, but I can say she is a very pretty girl, most guys would love to date her. Making fun of a player especially if you are not perfect yourself is never funny. That's why I thought it deserved an F.
And for example, what's the difference, ?

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MOMMY VERA (FROM INSIDE THE BMW)

Don’t be ridiculous, useless daughter. It is clear that you and Serena are both washed up. Beating aged, injured, out-of-practice McDonald’s scarfing American is proof of nothing. That, and you have some nerve, hiring new coach instead of I, who labored for hours to bring your empty head into this world.”


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No more butts! Busy Mother had time to coach only one big-nosed, blonde with all sorts of psychological issues!
You guys take things to seriously. Bet if I would've talked mean about Serena the whole time, you would've loved it.

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oh it had nothing to do with me being a dani fan. it just wasnt funny. the maria bit was and i cant stand her
agree, the "article" was just thrashing the girl. well I'm pretty sure dani will never be lacking in the lovelife department. I just adore her face.
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[quote=doni1212;11845226]And for example, what's the difference, ?



You guys take things to seriously. Bet if I would've talked mean about Serena the whole time, you would've loved it.
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um no, you make it look like everyone on this board hates serena when they dont, it wouldnt matter who yo crushed in your thing, it wasnt funny.
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And for example, what's the difference, ?



You guys take things to seriously. Bet if I would've talked mean about Serena the whole time, you would've loved it.
and you responded by making a similar thread. okay. it's not that we take things seriously IF what you wrote was actually funny. Look at the responses from the posters.
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... what the heck? ... "Trashy Love novels"
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