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Third Annual WTAWorld Halloween Story

OPEN ON A SHOT OF A GOTHIC HOUSE ATOP A SMALL HILL. IT IS RAINING HEAVILY, AND LIGHTING BOLTS FLASH ACROSS THE SKY. ONE FLASH ILLUMINATES A SIGN ON THE GATE: “WTAWORLD HOME FOR RETIRED TENNIS PLAYERS.”

A BLACK BMW X3 PULLS UP NEXT TO THE GATE. THE DOOR OPENS, AND A FAMILIAR BLONDE FINDS HERSELF SITTING IN THE MUD LOOKING UP THE BMW.

LENA D:
But Mommy Vera, I just won the biggest tournament of my life! I don’t want retire!

MOMMY VERA (FROM INSIDE THE BMW)

Don’t be ridiculous, useless daughter. It is clear that you and Serena are both washed up. Beating aged, injured, out-of-practice McDonald’s scarfing American is proof of nothing. That, and you have some nerve, hiring new coach instead of I, who labored for hours to bring your empty head into this world.”

LENA D:
But Mommy Vera . . . it’s my birthday . . .

MOMMY VERA:
I gave you ride all the way to gates of rest home. And you want more? What an ungrateful, horrible daughter!

LENA D:
But Mommy . . .

MV:
No more butts! Busy Mother had time to coach only one big-nosed, blonde with all sorts of psychological issues!

A HUGE CRASH OF THUNDER EXPLODES! THE BACK WINDOW OF THE SUV ROLLS DOWN AND SESIL STICKS HER HEAD OUT.

SESIL:
You see? You see? My return IS thunderous! Bwa ha ha ha ha!

LENA:
This is so not fair. Can I at least have a ride up to the home?

MV:
No. I just had your car detailed, and I don’t want to get it covered in blood . . . I mean mud.

THE BMW ROARS OFF, LEAVING LENA ALONE AT THE GATE. SHE MOVES TOWARD IT—WITH A GROANING CREEK IT SWINGS OPEN AS THOUGH PUSHED BY AN UNSEEN HAND.

LENA BEGINS TRUDGING UP THE HILL.

CUT TO THE FRONT PORCH OF THE HOSPITAL. LENA HAS LOST ONE OF HER YONEX® SHOES IN THE MUCK. A WET AND BEDRAGGLED VEE AND REE WAIT BY THE DOOR.

LENA:
What happened to you?

VEE:
I’m not sure . . . I was in Asia, playing some tournaments, then I remember falling asleep in the lounge and I woke up here . . .

REE:
I was going to the hospital to get my leg taken care of, and I ended up here instead.

VEE:
And then your mom pulls up and dumps you here in the mud . . .

REE:
Something suspicious is going on.

LENA;
Not really. Mommy Vera dumps me in the mud all the time . . .

VEE:
And you lost a final to her?

REE:
Man! Maybe I do belong here . . .

JUST THEN, THE DOOR OPENS . . .

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post #2 of 97 (permalink) Old Oct 17th, 2007, 02:51 AM
 
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Re: Third Annual WTAWorld Halloween Story

the suspense is killing me!
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What the hell was that? Can I request a new writer? I can do better than that shit,

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umm, it's a cliffhanger. be patient.
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I know what it is. I'm just saying the storyline is stupid. Bad writing, comprendes?

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I know what it is. I'm just saying the storyline is stupid. Bad writing, comprendes?


Are you on ur period 24/7? Cause all you do is bitch on this website. How nice of you too to dis someone who takes time to write these,, how about you do one then we'll critique you.
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What the hell was that? Can I request a new writer? I can do better than that shit,
I so hope you are being sarcastic...
Max and the LRCs are so bringing the boards down!!!!!

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I suppose someone who probably doesn't even know who Sesil is wouldn't have found that bit amusing.

Good suspense so far, Max! Can't wait to read the rest.

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I am specially loving that Sesil has a cameo!!!!

hahaha!!!!

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Are you on ur period 24/7? Cause all you do is bitch on this website. How nice of you too to dis someone who takes time to write these,, how about you do one then we'll critique you.
You honestly don't want me to write one. But I would love to,

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no go for it, use your dumb daniela jokes, use whatever you want doni, go for it.
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Are you on ur period 24/7? Cause all you do is bitch on this website. How nice of you too to dis someone who takes time to write these,, how about you do one then we'll critique you.
No she had a SLAM (Serena-Lost-A-Match) Syndrome!!!

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no go for it, use your dumb daniela jokes, use whatever you want doni, go for it.
Haha, finished it. And mine is most certainly better.
Go ahead and talk shit, haters

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i dont see it
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