Nancy Loeffler Caro post match interview
Kops-Jones d. Loeffler Caro 6-1 6-2
Moderator: Questions for Nancy
Q:Nancy, how disappointing is this loss for you?
A: Disappointing?! Are you fucking kidding me?! I just got 3 games!! How cool is that?!
Q: But you didn't win the match?
A: And your point is? I'm Nancy Loeffler Caro dammit! I don't need to win tennis matches. I have a country album out and my modeling career for plus size magazines is booming.
Q: How do you think the match went overall?
A: Pretty good. I lost the first 5 games pretty quickly, but once I started making contact with the ball every so often, it was a pretty competitive match after that.
Q: Are you aware that Raquel tore her ACL during the 6th game of the 1st set and was near immobile for the rest of the match.
A: No. She just had trouble running down my hard backhands.
Q: I think that..
A: IT WAS MY HARD BACKHANDS GODDAMMIT! Next question!
Q: How do you juggle romance on the pro circuit?
A: Well, I'm single at the moment, so it's not a problem. All the other girls are just jealous of me. When you have rock hard abs, a lean body, long legs, and delicious breasts like I do, it's natural for the other girls to be jealous of me. That's why I don't even talk to them. I just leave the complex when I'm done with my matches.
Q: What are your plans for next week?
A: Playing a concert on Sunday, modeling shoot on Monday, tennis match on tuesday, and then I go home.